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Dr. Know
828778.  Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:43 am Reply with quote

Granted, but you get red wine stains on the underarms of all your shirts.

I wish I had an ice cream.

 
NinOfEden
828844.  Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:24 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but it's melting + dribbling down your arm.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

 
Dr. Know
828847.  Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:29 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but you can't turn back again.

I wish my hair wouldn't go curly when it's wet.

 
AlmondFacialBar
828868.  Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:08 pm Reply with quote

Granted, it falls out instead

I wish the link I urgently need to use to finish a project would work. :-(

 
NinOfEden
829051.  Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:21 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but

 
wardofthestate
832205.  Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:05 am Reply with quote

It seems that Nin has had a (temporary?) lapse of concentration so it will never work.

I wish I could find an easier way to transfer all of my files over to my new computer

 
Posital
832211.  Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:50 am Reply with quote

Granted, you find the method using google, but you don't understand what it means.

I just wish those walls would paper themselves.

 
Riddley
832222.  Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:11 am Reply with quote

Granted, but the doors and windows papered themselves as well.

I wish it was not winter in New Zealand

 
Dr. Know
832249.  Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:36 am Reply with quote

Granted. It's summer on both sides of the world which royally fucks up the planet.

I wish I were bulletproof.

 
NinOfEden
832313.  Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:44 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but it's highly unlikely you'll ever get shot at, so your wish is a bit pointless.

I wish I didn't get tired so easily.

 
Riddley
832334.  Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:39 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but it is important to have properly inflated tyres.

I wish I the guttering people would come and replace the fecking gutters

 
NinOfEden
832507.  Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:08 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but they replace them with fish, which don't work + smell awful after a few days in the sun.

I wish me + M had a car each.

 
Riddley
832615.  Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:04 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but two Vauxhall Vivas cause subsidence in your garage.

I wish that there was a job where you got paid for knowing trivia

 
Dr. Know
832699.  Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:49 am Reply with quote

Granted. I've got it.


I wish I didn't need food.

 
NinOfEden
832840.  Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:58 pm Reply with quote

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I could affect any accent convincingly.

 

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