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Dr. Know
813343.  Wed May 04, 2011 1:57 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but there's massive inflation and money becomes useless and we revert to a system of barter.

I wish for hover boots. That are completely under my control and not at any level likely to malfunction or send me floating off into space.

813734.  Thu May 05, 2011 12:44 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but yoou forget to put enough fuel in, and they cut out just above your local pig farm, with predictable quincequonces.

I wish that one of my colleagues would cease her brainless nattering.

825688.  Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:33 am Reply with quote

Granted. One of them does. All your other colleagues take over though. It's far worse. When will you learn! Be Careful how you wish.

I wish for a clanger.

825708.  Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:50 pm Reply with quote

Granted but it takes over the world, and we all end up as knitted effigies of ourselves

I wish I could decide what to put in my sandwiches for my night shift.

825736.  Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:36 pm Reply with quote

Granted, it's dog muck. Enjoy!

I wish my manager would behave reasonably.

825768.  Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:09 pm Reply with quote

Granted. She promotes you to do her job.

I wish that the Financial Services Sector would be overcome with humility and compassion for the first time.

827259.  Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:21 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but then who would we have to string up from lampposts for the current financial situation?

I wish that the human race would set aside its differences and settle down to try and co-operate in a proper way to end our planet-wide problems.

Dr. Know
827260.  Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:28 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but we still can't fix them.

I wish it were a few degrees cooler.

827430.  Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:39 am Reply with quote

Granted, but then everyone who likes hot weather would start whingeing again, + you don't want that, do you?

I wish my frenz would get back to me as to whether or not they'd like to do summat this afternoon.

828471.  Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:51 pm Reply with quote

Granted, they did, and you were arrested.

I wish it would rain gently but persistently overnight, but stop before I get up.

Dr. Know
828479.  Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:20 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but there will be slugs everywhere by morning.

I wish I had another nice set of bedding.

828624.  Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:02 am Reply with quote

Granted, but it gets ripped apart during one of your shag-a-thons.

I wish more forummers were a bit more polite to each other

Dr. Know
828632.  Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:29 am Reply with quote

Granted, but then you wouldn't be able to use the word 'shagathons'.

I wish I had a red tie.

828677.  Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:59 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but it's a cable-tie.

I wish Lidl payroll would accept driving licences, bank statements, NHS cards, or, y'know, ANYTHING other than a passport, birth certificate, or NI card as ID.

dr bartolo
828763.  Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:52 am Reply with quote


now, widesperad identity theft

I wish I could sweat wine


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