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1026485.  Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:32 am Reply with quote

Never mind teenage boys and porn, checking bemad.'s phone last night we saw she'd had a text from another 11 year old saying,"Mum's found out that I've been watching "Sex House". Lol!
Bemad. claimed she's never watched it. As a responsible parent I obviously immediately 'researched' exactly what "Sex House" is by watching some of Episode 1 "Meet the Nymphos" on Youtube. Basically, it does what it says on the tin but the youtube version has any naughty bits or items pixellated.
When I was 11 the worst we could do was look at the rude bits in "Lady Chatterley's Lover", progressing to "Tropic of Cancer".
We have got parental controls but maybe the pixellated version is deemed acceptable...

1026495.  Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:59 am Reply with quote

There never have been any 'naughty items' on show in Sex House Bem, it's a Big Brother parody show made by joke news site The Onion, and what you see on YouTube is all there's ever been.
You may consider that what they talk about is inappropriate for an 11 year old, but I'm not sure its any worse than the actual Big Brother from that point of view.

1026500.  Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:15 am Reply with quote

The Onion can cut close to the bone when it comes to language, but they don't do actual nudity/sex. I'm guessing that the clips are from the tv show they used to have (maybe still do?) so it is probably pretty tame really.

1026530.  Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:16 am Reply with quote

I had realised it was fake reality but was worried that that would make it worse than a 'real' reality show.
I have to say I had the volume turned down but the things that I thought might get an eleven year old's mind overanalysing were things like the 'sex swing', some of the actions of the actors and things like the drawer full of sex toys.
It was quite funny as bemahub took a call from the other girl's mum today asking us about Sex House. She's a lovely person whom I've always viewed as fairly strait-laced but she commented to bemahub how easy it is nowadays, whereas "we had to face the embarrassment of paying for it over a counter"!
Bemahub thought he might ask if he could pop round to see her, er, collection.

1026710.  Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:28 pm Reply with quote

I think sex toys should probably be pretty much known about by 11 not wanting to sound horribly crass but they are safe and sensible and girls wank too and .... I'll shhh now..

1026713.  Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:34 pm Reply with quote

French ducks wank too, but that's not related.

1026716.  Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:43 pm Reply with quote

Do they? Only French ones? Wow. :)

1026719.  Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:10 pm Reply with quote

Wank! Wank! Wank!, according to my French teacher they didn't quack but wanked.

1026748.  Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:49 pm Reply with quote

Of course - have you never heard of confit de canard with a well-tossed salad?


1026754.  Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:22 pm Reply with quote

Efros wrote:
Wank! Wank! Wank!, according to my French teacher they didn't quack but wanked.

I will chase a duck and shout this. I thought Coin Coin though? I like your french teacher.

Spud McLaren
1026755.  Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:25 pm Reply with quote

Efros wrote:
Wank! Wank! Wank!, according to my French teacher they didn't quack but wanked.
So this is why duck calls don't echo...

1026877.  Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:43 am Reply with quote

Moving on.....

I have just vacuumed the house.
I did run the crevice nozzle up and down behind the fridge (a free-standing one)
Does this, in the eyes of Godfrey Bloom, make me a slut, or a non-slut?
I hasten to add that I really don't give a tinker's damn as to what Mr Bloom thinks of me.

<Now expecting a long heated debate as to how much a tinker's damn actually is, and the origins of the phrase

Janet H
1026879.  Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:50 am Reply with quote

As opposed to those of us too idle to find out who the hell is Godfrey Bloom?

1026886.  Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:20 am Reply with quote

Link for any idle people.

Janet H
1026888.  Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:23 am Reply with quote

oh him!

Not so idle as can't clink a link ;-)


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