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Efros
990055.  Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:01 am Reply with quote

thought I'd kick off with this one.

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/04/17/1883121/west-virginia-abstinence-assembly/?mobile=nc

In essence a thinking West Virginian High School student gets her college career threatened by her Principal for having the temerity to complain that a speaker who "told students that “if you take birth control, your mother probably hates you” and “I could look at any one of you in the eyes right now and tell if you’re going to be promiscuous.” She also asserted that condoms aren’t safe, and every instance of sexual contact will lead to a sexually transmitted infection." was perhaps factually incorrect and had an agenda not entirely in line with the secular nature of public High Schools.

 
AlmondFacialBar
990058.  Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:05 am Reply with quote

I recently found myself added to a debating group on FB that tries to help doubting creationists to figure out the idea of evolution (and yes, occasionally successfully), so stay tuned. Yesterday we had a whackjob who argued from the point of view that the black monolith in 2001 was real...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Jenny
990073.  Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:35 am Reply with quote

http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution

 
tetsabb
990093.  Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:18 pm Reply with quote

AlmondFacialBar wrote:
who argued from the point of view that the black monolith in 2001 was real...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar


Huh? What? You mean it's not a documentary?

 
PDR
990134.  Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:16 pm Reply with quote

I think you're confused Tets. 2001 was fiction - the documentary was Avatar.

PDR

 
Efros
990153.  Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:42 pm Reply with quote

That would explain the shit plot in avatar then.

 
PDR
990163.  Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:58 pm Reply with quote

I think you're confusing Avatar with Death in Venice...

PDR

 
zomgmouse
990190.  Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:23 pm Reply with quote

I remember getting a religious pamphlet aimed at teens that had such bollocks as "There's a party in heaven... and you're invited!" I believe I still have it somewhere because it was just that unbelievably laughable.

 
nitwit02
990204.  Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:49 pm Reply with quote

Hey folks! I can get you a great deal on some excellent real estate in heaven ....

 
'yorz
990215.  Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:55 am Reply with quote

zomgmouse wrote:
I remember getting a religious pamphlet aimed at teens that had such bollocks as "There's a party in heaven... and you're invited!" I believe I still have it somewhere because it was just that unbelievably laughable.

Signed by Jim Jones?

 
AlmondFacialBar
990219.  Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:14 am Reply with quote

I once found a Veganism for Jesus (I shit ye not) flyer under my windscreen wiper. It had all these really amateurish cartoons of cutesey little animals on it thanking me in the case I should decide to stop eating them for Jesus and telling me I'd go to heaven then. So far that hasn't really changed by dietary habits...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Izzardesque
990234.  Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:38 am Reply with quote

Jesus he loves me... http://youtu.be/EprQGmZ3Imw

 
Efros
990245.  Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:17 am Reply with quote

AlmondFacialBar wrote:
I once found a Veganism for Jesus (I shit ye not) flyer under my windscreen wiper. It had all these really amateurish cartoons of cutesey little animals on it thanking me in the case I should decide to stop eating them for Jesus and telling me I'd go to heaven then. So far that hasn't really changed by dietary habits...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar



Seems ALF are right behind that one, http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Saints/Authors/Novels/JesusWasVegan.htm

and there's this one by the same author.

http://www.bookbyte.com/textbooks/the-christian-vegan-revised-psalms/9781418493547-1418493546

 
Neotenic
990247.  Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:29 am Reply with quote

Luke 24:42-43

 
swot
990293.  Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:07 am Reply with quote

AlmondFacialBar wrote:
I once found a Veganism for Jesus (I shit ye not) flyer under my windscreen wiper. It had all these really amateurish cartoons of cutesey little animals on it thanking me in the case I should decide to stop eating them for Jesus and telling me I'd go to heaven then. So far that hasn't really changed by dietary habits...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar


Didn't God say to Noah that he was allowed to eat the sheep on his boat?

 

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