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Zebra57
815306.  Wed May 11, 2011 5:17 am Reply with quote

Emotion - on-line crap

Zoological - animal sense

Telegram - lightweight tv

Bemuse - make a bee laugh

Diarrhea - the Welshman has arrived

Stool Pigeon - bird covered in droppings

 
strukkanurv
815311.  Wed May 11, 2011 5:37 am Reply with quote

Turnip - An aromatic plant that sends turkeys wild

Forty - A bit like a fort

Trampoline - Cleaning fluid for homeless people

 
cornixt
815400.  Wed May 11, 2011 11:21 am Reply with quote

The only ones that come to mind right now are alternative name meanings.

Melony - girl with large breasts

Jonathon - long race to the toilets

 
strukkanurv
815421.  Wed May 11, 2011 12:38 pm Reply with quote

Sparse - Little or no bum

 
mckeonj
815430.  Wed May 11, 2011 1:14 pm Reply with quote

Paracetamol - whale parachute

 
Spoilt Victorian
815432.  Wed May 11, 2011 1:17 pm Reply with quote

Electronic - Cyborg deputy PM

 
Zebra57
815512.  Wed May 11, 2011 5:24 pm Reply with quote

Autobiography - Life story of a car

Minimiser - Young Scrooge

Tombola - Prostitute's hat

 
aTao
815528.  Wed May 11, 2011 5:57 pm Reply with quote

Behave - place where posh bees live.

 
otyikondo
815534.  Wed May 11, 2011 6:35 pm Reply with quote

Acupuncture: a high-speed blowout

Bridal Suite: Partner not averse to gentle BDSM

Circumference: an Arthurian knight of great girth and little valour.

Feudalism: social order where your count votes

Plateau: an elevated form of flattery

Presbyterian: One who incessantly writes emails to the White House, or the author of Barack Obama's Tweets.

 
strukkanurv
815569.  Thu May 12, 2011 2:14 am Reply with quote

Scandals - Outrageous footwear

 
Zebra57
815570.  Thu May 12, 2011 2:38 am Reply with quote

Goldfinger - King Midas after he picked his nose

Rates - Vermin living in Cheshire

Smarmy - S and M military personnel

 
Neotenic
815574.  Thu May 12, 2011 3:16 am Reply with quote

Hiccup - A redneck in a catapult.

 
Spoilt Victorian
815578.  Thu May 12, 2011 3:38 am Reply with quote

Gleaming - The aroma emitted by a room full of adolescents while watching a teen soap

 
bobwilson
815782.  Thu May 12, 2011 7:41 pm Reply with quote

Burqa - device behind which a burke (cf) hides his ignorance (version a)

 
tetsabb
815917.  Fri May 13, 2011 1:18 pm Reply with quote

Fenugreek -- A request from a South African to Stavros the punkahwallah

 

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