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virus801
798764.  Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:20 pm Reply with quote

I have recently found out that some of my friends subscribe to the theory that the Illuminati are controlling the entire world. They seem to have no evidence for this other than vague suggestions of people being killed "because they tried to leave the group". I am struggling though as it is proving difficult to prove that something does not exist. I can give reasons that make its existence highly improbable yet they always answer along the lines of "well you just don't know" or "but it still is possible". Any suggestions that would help further my case would be much appreciated.

 
Posital
798768.  Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:29 pm Reply with quote

It's all true - read the book by Dan Brown...

 
otyikondo
798773.  Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:34 pm Reply with quote

Was that the book he nicked from Baigent et al? I remember watching the original Holy Blood and Holy Grail* thingie on Horizon (possibly) back in the day, heavily stoned, and thinking it was way cool - all those clever dudes in the Priory de Sion and the Poussin painting... but then the drugs wore off.

For the NWO peeps, I fear they have never worn off.

*Actually, it predated The HB and the HG by quite a bit - was called "The Priest, the Painter and the Devil" and it came out in 1974... was great fun.


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CB27
798781.  Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:42 pm Reply with quote

As long as you don't start subscribing to the Society for Protection Against Mindcontrol, you're OK.

 
Bondee
798787.  Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:53 pm Reply with quote

CB27 wrote:
As long as you don't start subscribing to the Society for Protection Against Mindcontrol, you're OK.


For subscription details contact Mr P. Dow.

 
otyikondo
798795.  Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:04 pm Reply with quote

Would that be Mr. P. Dow of Dow Chemical, because I'm sure they are paid-up members.

 
Moosh
798802.  Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:49 pm Reply with quote

Vaguely relevant and it amused me. Tinfoil hats actually amplify signals in ranges reserved for government use in the US.

http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/

 
Ainee
798885.  Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:00 am Reply with quote

Moosh wrote:
Vaguely relevant and it amused me. Tinfoil hats actually amplify signals in ranges reserved for government use in the US.

http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/


Brilliant!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OuhHUvl6Sc

Lol, well done to my teen son for having experimented with tinfoil hats, before MIT discovered what happens if you wear them! Different styles and designs are included. They don't work in the way the tinfoilers anticipated...
No, it's not April 1st yet...

 
dr bartolo
798923.  Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:44 am Reply with quote

It would be appopriate at this point to mention the fact that "iluminati" literally means"enlightend ones"- some consolation fron this common playground insult.......

(no. really. at my primary and secondary schools, people [albeit rarely] insulted others by saying "x is the iluminati")

 
Bondee
798924.  Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:45 am Reply with quote

otyikondo wrote:
Would that be Mr. P. Dow of Dow Chemical, because I'm sure they are paid-up members.


Chemicals are probably involved in some way, but I don't think he's anything to do with the company.

 
Arcane
799086.  Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:55 pm Reply with quote

http://www.ehow.com/how_2049858_make-tinfoil-hat.html

Just in case anyone needs it...

 
AlmondFacialBar
799273.  Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:47 pm Reply with quote

dr bartolo wrote:
It would be appopriate at this point to mention the fact that "iluminati" literally means"enlightend ones"- some consolation fron this common playground insult.......

(no. really. at my primary and secondary schools, people [albeit rarely] insulted others by saying "x is the iluminati")


A favourite insult at my school was "you Homeo Sapiens". I still think it's rather symptomatic that they never cottoned on to the far more amusing possibilities of "you Homo Erectus".

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Jenny
799275.  Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:09 pm Reply with quote

Further news on the efficacy of tinfoil helmets:

http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/

 
Arcane
799284.  Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:35 pm Reply with quote

Jenny wrote:
Further news on the efficacy of tinfoil helmets:

http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/


*chortle*

And on AFB's post, apparently you can't refer to someone as a Neanderthal, as they were not the stupid cavepeople they were made out to be...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/aug/26/evolution

(PS: That picture looks alarmingly like the Mountain Troll in the first Harry Potter... or is that me just having watched too much Harry Potter? O.o)

 
Arcane
799285.  Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:36 pm Reply with quote

Jenny wrote:
Further news on the efficacy of tinfoil helmets:

http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/


*chortle*

And on AFB's post, apparently you can't refer to someone as a Neanderthal, as they were not the stupid cavepeople they were made out to be...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/aug/26/evolution

(PS: That picture looks alarmingly like the Mountain Troll in the first Harry Potter... or is that me just having watched too much Harry Potter? O.o)


 

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