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Caradoc
36464.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:56 pm Reply with quote

Ye gods they do sex education in school now?

when I were a lad the girls went to secret lessons, but we had to rely on stories the big boys told us.

 
swot
36517.  Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:35 am Reply with quote

In my school they devoted a whole day to it. Every year. With 'trendy' youth workers visiting school doing plays about relationships. And there also a whole afternoon about contraception, followed by praying. On top of that we had the standard biology lessons. Despite these measures, there was a fair few pregnancy scares. *sigh* young people today, they never learn.

 
dr.bob
36531.  Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:02 am Reply with quote

no1 school swot wrote:
And there also a whole afternoon about contraception, followed by praying.


Praying that the contraception worked, presumably :)

 
swot
36535.  Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:21 am Reply with quote

Something like that, yes.

 
swot
36537.  Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:22 am Reply with quote

Another double post. very annoying


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Rory Gilmore
36557.  Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:34 am Reply with quote

Carl wrote:
Ye gods they do sex education in school now?

when I were a lad the girls went to secret lessons, but we had to rely on stories the big boys told us.


I don't know about girls, but for the most part boys depend on pornography. Saving the nation, so it is.

 
swot
37257.  Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:05 am Reply with quote

Lita wrote:
A long conversation about forms of sexual protection, including the correct applications of dams and the patch (which prompted a long period of our teacher just talking about how she found the patch so useful).

Priceless.


Again: CREEPY

 
Stressed parent
63452.  Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:30 pm Reply with quote

Quote:
Ye gods they do sex education in school now?

when I were a lad the girls went to secret lessons, but we had to rely on stories the big boys told us.



Sex education starts in primary schools now.

 
swot
63525.  Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:37 am Reply with quote

They attempted that when I was in year 6. It went no further that 'sperm meets egg, baby grows in lady's tummy.' I'm lucky that my mum explained it properly when I got home. You may think that was a ridiculous lesson, but that was the usual depth of study at that school. In top infants, a geography lesson consisted of identifying England on a large map of Britain, then colouring in maps. This took most of the day.

 
tetsabb
63564.  Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:13 pm Reply with quote

no1 school swot wrote:
They attempted that when I was in year 6. It went no further that 'sperm meets egg, baby grows in lady's tummy.' I'm lucky that my mum explained it properly when I got home.


Gooseberry bushes, storks and all, I hope.

 
swot
63629.  Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:30 am Reply with quote

Gooseberry bushes? Not that I remember. The stork was spoken of fondly though.

 
96aelw
63641.  Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:01 am Reply with quote

Am I to take it from the phrasing of tetsabb's hope that there are people going round proposing a theory of reproduction that doesn't involve storks? Does such a theory even exist? Has the world gone utterly mad?


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swot
63811.  Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:11 am Reply with quote

I think that's what he meant, but don't let that corrupt your (I'm assuming) young mind.

 
dotcom
63944.  Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:05 am Reply with quote

The stork DOES bring babies. That's what I was taught. I had to do a biology test about the anatomy of a stork and why it is best suited for baby-carrying.
On an interesting note, the stork is also the symbol of Alsace, which I was visiting last week. Anyone got any ideas why?

 
samivel
63971.  Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:38 am Reply with quote

dotcom wrote:
On an interesting note, the stork is also the symbol of Alsace, which I was visiting last week. Anyone got any ideas why?



Why the stork is the symbol of Alsace, or why you were visiting it?
Maybe you were on a holiday.

;)

 

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