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JumpingJack
35424.  Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:22 pm Reply with quote

Dang,

Three first class QI posts in a row!

Thank you very much, guys.

 
Celebaelin
36209.  Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:11 pm Reply with quote

dotcom wrote:
Thanks very much. I'll hit my biology teacher with that one on Tuesday. Shows him for making us watch bloody silly videos about influenza.


How did that go? *he asked with mild concern*

 
JumpingJack
36243.  Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:15 pm Reply with quote

Ho ho.

 
dotcom
36244.  Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:15 pm Reply with quote

Ah I was ill. Allergic to biology, perhaps. But it was a stupid video. You know the ones I mean - "Holly's body is about to undergo an epic battle....INFLUENNNNNNNNNZA". Ridiculous.

 
Natalie
36274.  Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:26 pm Reply with quote

The most vivid Biology video I remeber seeing was where a woman (Tammy) was giving birth. We saw it, erm, head? on. As in, from erm, "down there",

 
Celebaelin
36280.  Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:41 pm Reply with quote

The best one I ever saw was, without doubt, during the embyrology lecture course. It was essentially fairly hard porn masquerading as sexual research. The idea of showing it to us was obviously that it would be silly to have a bunch of people who had been taught about the developmental stages of mammals etc but had no concept of the actual process of sex. So we got this free show. Peoples reactions varied a bit although the female shreiks of delight were fairly universal when not only did the flick show the 'cum shot' but also, quite deliberately, the lecturer reversed the direction of the film at that point and with a "How often are you going to see it packed back in" ran the film backwards for a few seconds and then showed it again. Classic.

Biology degrees, the letchers choice!

 
swot
36336.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:15 am Reply with quote

I remember a video about earthquakes and volcanoes I saw in high school about 6 times - 3 in science and 3 in geography. It was boring each time. I learnt nothing.

I had a fantastic teacher in year 7. He was a student, so wasn't there for a long time. He taught us two topics - Reproduction and acids & alkalis. Every time he had to say sex, penis or erection, he went bright red. While teaching us about alkalis, he helpfully pointed out that 'soap feels really soapy'. What a guy.

 
ficklefiend
36352.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:47 am Reply with quote

no1 school swot wrote:

I had a fantastic teacher in year 7. He was a student, so wasn't there for a long time. He taught us two topics - Reproduction and acids & alkalis. Every time he had to say sex, penis or erection, he went bright red. While teaching us about alkalis, he helpfully pointed out that 'soap feels really soapy'. What a guy.


Which is better than one who loves to teach the repro section best, especially whilst breathing rather heavily, staring at the girls chests and stinking the classroom out.

 
Tas
36368.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:19 am Reply with quote

I still remember my biology teacher sitting in front of the class one summer, marking some papers whilst we were supposed to be studying. As she leant on one elbow and slouched, four of her buttons slowly undid.....the front row of five 13 year old boys got the best lesson for about 30 seconds, at which point she realised, blushed all the way down to her belly button, and fled!

Sorry. No real reason to share that, but....

LOL

:-)

Tas

 
Rory Gilmore
36395.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:20 pm Reply with quote

Our science teacher's favourite word was ''scrotum''. He spent the whole year drawing mle genitalia on the blackboard, and made us copy them. I never took Biology.

 
swot
36409.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:40 pm Reply with quote

Rory Gilmore wrote:
Our science teacher's favourite word was ''scrotum''. He spent the whole year drawing mle genitalia on the blackboard, and made us copy them. I never took Biology.


Just plain creepy. Is there perhaps a teacher shortage on Arran?

 
Lita
36411.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:41 pm Reply with quote

The single greatest videos you can be made to watch in class are the "mature" sex education videos.

Example 1: the A-Z of love and sex, including a worryingly potato-like cartoon girl masterbating all over the house, with the fantastic phrase "whatever you can do to yourself, you can do to each other"

Example 2: A long conversation about forms of sexual protection, including the correct applications of dams and the patch (which prompted a long period of our teacher just talking about how she found the patch so useful).

Priceless.

 
djgordy
36414.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:55 pm Reply with quote

dotcom wrote:
Thanks very much. I'll hit my biology teacher with that one on Tuesday. Shows him for making us watch bloody silly videos about influenza.


One 'flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

 
Rory Gilmore
36415.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:05 pm Reply with quote

no1 school swot wrote:
Rory Gilmore wrote:
Our science teacher's favourite word was ''scrotum''. He spent the whole year drawing mle genitalia on the blackboard, and made us copy them. I never took Biology.


Just plain creepy. Is there perhaps a teacher shortage on Arran?

There is indeed. There's no houses for them to live in. I mean, houses they could buy.

 
feynmanMH42
36417.  Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:12 pm Reply with quote

Reminds me of year seven:
The biology teacher drew some male genitalia on the whiteboard, and someone shouted out "You dirty scruff!!" :D

 

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