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He is Lloyd
782772.  Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:01 pm Reply with quote

Oh dear, Neotonic, I think you may need to check the batteries in your ironometer.

 
He is Lloyd
782773.  Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:02 pm Reply with quote

Rubbish, Lloyd, you're just trying to cover your back - admit it!

 
He is Lloyd
782774.  Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:03 pm Reply with quote

No, I stand by what I wrote. Well, sit, being more literal.

 
He is Lloyd
782775.  Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:03 pm Reply with quote

Hey, are we involved in a "flame war"?

 
He is Lloyd
782776.  Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:04 pm Reply with quote

No, it doesn't count when you criticise yourself. Idiot!

 
He is Lloyd
782777.  Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:04 pm Reply with quote

Oh.

 
Jenny
783195.  Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:13 pm Reply with quote

Should your username be They are Lloyd?

 
soup
783410.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:57 am Reply with quote

My name is Legion for we are many.

 
Neotenic
783415.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:07 am Reply with quote

Quote:
Oh dear, Neotonic, I think you may need to check the batteries in your ironometer.


Possibly,

But the batteries in your spellchecker are definitely flat.

 
Sadurian Mike
783441.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:34 am Reply with quote

WE ARE NIGELS

 
PDR
783442.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:36 am Reply with quote

No, I'm Sparticus.

But clearly we have met the enemy, and he is us...

PDR

 
samivel
783459.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:01 am Reply with quote

You can't handle the truth. And even if you can, it's Forbidden. So nur.

 
PDR
783469.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:23 am Reply with quote

samivel wrote:
You can't handle the truth.


Oh yes I can - I was granted non-exclusive dealership rights by the university of hard knocks and the post-graduate institute of painful experiences.

SO THERE!

PDR

 
Droid
783508.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:35 am Reply with quote

I'm from Health and Safety. Can I see your safety assessment forms for truth handling (class 1) please?

 
PDR
783547.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:34 am Reply with quote

I have conducted a risk assessment on providing the forms and discovered that there are 17 unmitigated minor hazards (injury by paper cut, death due to ink alergy plus the usual boilerplate ones) and two unmitigated major hazards (brain-death due to form filling and HSE rep death due to suppositorial delivery of truth-handing (class 1) forms.

I am therefore unable to comply with your request. This does, of course, mean that I have inadequate system controls to safely handle Truth and should pass the said Truth to HSE for safe disposal.

Unfortunately I can do this either, because in the absence of completed and aithorised truth-handing (class 1) forms the law is very specific - it says YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH...

PDR

 

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