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PDR
783469.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:23 am Reply with quote

samivel wrote:
You can't handle the truth.


Oh yes I can - I was granted non-exclusive dealership rights by the university of hard knocks and the post-graduate institute of painful experiences.

SO THERE!

PDR

 
Droid
783508.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:35 am Reply with quote

I'm from Health and Safety. Can I see your safety assessment forms for truth handling (class 1) please?

 
PDR
783547.  Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:34 am Reply with quote

I have conducted a risk assessment on providing the forms and discovered that there are 17 unmitigated minor hazards (injury by paper cut, death due to ink alergy plus the usual boilerplate ones) and two unmitigated major hazards (brain-death due to form filling and HSE rep death due to suppositorial delivery of truth-handing (class 1) forms.

I am therefore unable to comply with your request. This does, of course, mean that I have inadequate system controls to safely handle Truth and should pass the said Truth to HSE for safe disposal.

Unfortunately I can do this either, because in the absence of completed and aithorised truth-handing (class 1) forms the law is very specific - it says YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH...

PDR

 

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