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Jumper
774013.  Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:17 pm Reply with quote

Posital wrote:
dr bartolo wrote:
here is a little song bt terry deary, author of the horrible history series

whilst the shepards watched the flocks by night,
all watching ITV
the angel of the lord came down
and switched to BBC
I encountered it 20/30 years ago at school... I thought it was common... and "washed their socks"... there were loads of these... can't remember them for the life of me

all seated on the ground
and charged them half a pound...?


While shepherds washed their socks by night,
all eating fish and chips,
the angel of the Lord came down,
and charged them three and six...

Posital, yours obviously was a post Feb 15th 1971 version...

 
nitwit02
774037.  Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:40 pm Reply with quote

Here's another oldie but goodie:

Good King Wenceslas looked out
From in his Austin Seven,
Bumped into a trolly bus
Now he's up in heaven.

Great fun for the little ones ...............

 
Bondee
774263.  Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:21 pm Reply with quote

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the planet Venus
A shooting star shot up his leg
And paralysed his penis...


There was more after that, but I can't remember it.

 

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