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Half the people that ever lived died of mosquitos? Shut up!

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753972.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:54 am Reply with quote

....and to put another spaniel in the works, it has also emerged recently that malaria transmitting mosquitos are evolving into seperate species

753976.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:11 am Reply with quote

A sort of "Campaign for Malarian Independance"?


753979.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:14 am Reply with quote

I was thinking Malarial People's Front and the People's Front of Malaria.


753985.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:25 am Reply with quote

Give it a minute or two and the crack Malarian Suicide Sqad will be along.

Which reminds me of the post-SDSR gallows humour that's going around the office at the moment, the best example being:

"Last night I was getting so depressed at the thought of being thrown on the scrapheap that I was having thoughts of suicide, so I called the samaritans. Being that it was out of hours I was put through to a call centre in Pakistan. When they heard I was suicidal they got very excited. They asked if I knew my way around London and if I could drive a truck..."

Not very PC, but then we're not in the mood for PC. Anyone on the market for the absolute top-of-the-range in snow-clearing equipment? Even if we get another two-foot drop of snow your trusty Harrier GR9 snowblower will soon have your roads cleared.

Or perhaps you have some urgent packages to be couriered. Try The BAE Harrier door-to-door service - for when it absolutely, positively, has to be there within the hour and you don't care what it does to your front lawn...

OK, I'll stop there.


PS - I'm Brian

754027.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:41 am Reply with quote

I'm Brian, and so is my wife

Is there a Godwin's law referring to Python quotes?

754050.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:28 pm Reply with quote


754091.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:16 pm Reply with quote

Yeah, but have you got any monster trucks?


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