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Half the people that ever lived died of mosquitos? Shut up!

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Neotenic
753972.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:54 am Reply with quote

....and to put another spaniel in the works, it has also emerged recently that malaria transmitting mosquitos are evolving into seperate species

 
PDR
753976.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:11 am Reply with quote

A sort of "Campaign for Malarian Independance"?

PDR

 
Neotenic
753979.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:14 am Reply with quote

I was thinking Malarial People's Front and the People's Front of Malaria.




splitters

 
PDR
753985.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:25 am Reply with quote

Give it a minute or two and the crack Malarian Suicide Sqad will be along.

Which reminds me of the post-SDSR gallows humour that's going around the office at the moment, the best example being:

"Last night I was getting so depressed at the thought of being thrown on the scrapheap that I was having thoughts of suicide, so I called the samaritans. Being that it was out of hours I was put through to a call centre in Pakistan. When they heard I was suicidal they got very excited. They asked if I knew my way around London and if I could drive a truck..."

Not very PC, but then we're not in the mood for PC. Anyone on the market for the absolute top-of-the-range in snow-clearing equipment? Even if we get another two-foot drop of snow your trusty Harrier GR9 snowblower will soon have your roads cleared.

Or perhaps you have some urgent packages to be couriered. Try The BAE Harrier door-to-door service - for when it absolutely, positively, has to be there within the hour and you don't care what it does to your front lawn...

OK, I'll stop there.

PDR

PS - I'm Brian

 
tetsabb
754027.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:41 am Reply with quote

I'm Brian, and so is my wife

Is there a Godwin's law referring to Python quotes?

 
CB27
754050.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:28 pm Reply with quote

I AM NIGEL :)

 
samivel
754091.  Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:16 pm Reply with quote

Yeah, but have you got any monster trucks?

 

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