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crissdee
1175317.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:13 am Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
I would stick to the table then.


Why, what have you spilt on it?

 
'yorz
1175319.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:16 am Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
Why, what have you split on it?


A boy scout, what else?

 
Big Martin
1175462.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 4:55 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:


A ten bob note, what else?


You won't get much for one these days.

 
'yorz
1175472.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:31 pm Reply with quote

Big Martin wrote:
You don't get much on these trays.


Do it in two goes then, lazy bugger.

 
bemahan
1175478.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 6:06 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
In goes the crazy mugger.

Don't worry: I've dialled 999.

 
'yorz
1175479.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 6:10 pm Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
Bland curry? That's asinine.


I concur. Nicely spiced food is lovely.

 
tetsabb
1175494.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:33 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:

Icy cur. Nicely spooked dog is lively.


Such cruelty, to get the dog cold then scared.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1175575.  Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:50 am Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
'yorz wrote:

Icy cur. Nicely spooked dog is lively.


Such cruelty, to get the dog cold then seared.


Makes for nice tender meat, though. And less danger of food poisoning.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Wirish
1175591.  Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:42 am Reply with quote

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Makes four mice into a tasty meal, though. And less danger of food rationing


Rodents can be tasty but even under rationing, remains a last ditch approach.

 
bemahan
1196339.  Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:08 am Reply with quote

Wirish wrote:

Rodents can be hasty but even under rationing, remain a last bitch approach.

You need to set a few traps.

 
Big Martin
1196409.  Sun Jun 26, 2016 2:35 pm Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:

You need to get a few straps.


Don't get too tied up.

 
tetsabb
1196843.  Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:38 pm Reply with quote

Big Martin wrote:

Don't get too tired.


I think with 2 teenagers in the house bem is likely to get tired now and again.

 
Burgess Shale
1206763.  Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:51 am Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
I think with 2 teenagers on the horse bem is likely to get tired now and again.


Well, of course--teenagers will stay in the saddle as long as possible...

 
bemahan
1206778.  Sat Oct 01, 2016 7:01 am Reply with quote

[quote="Burgess Shale"]
tetsabb wrote:
Well, of course--teenagers will stay in and paddle as long as possible...

Take a book to read while they're in the sea.

 
tetsabb
1206805.  Sat Oct 01, 2016 2:04 pm Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:

Give a bit of head while they're in the sea.


Put a towel over your head and groin of your partner and you can get away with almost anything, I imagine.

 

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