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'yorz
1150582.  Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:17 am Reply with quote

Posital wrote:
Just dismember the mouse on the mat. That's where I'd draw the line...


Its stomach contents can't be as interesting as the owls' pellets that I dissected many moons ago.

 
NinOfEden
1151666.  Tue Sep 29, 2015 2:55 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
Its stomach contents can't be as interesting as the owls' pellets that I dismissed many moons ago.

Aah, it's too late to regret not taking another look.

 
crissdee
1173605.  Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:28 am Reply with quote

NinOfEden wrote:
Aah, it's too late to regret not talking to a book.


Talking books I've heard of, but "listening" books????

 
Wirish
1173611.  Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:50 am Reply with quote

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Talking boobs I've heard of, but "listening" boobs?


Well they make good earmuffs I suppose.

 
crissdee
1175218.  Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:10 pm Reply with quote

Wirish wrote:
Will they make wooden beermats?


They would certainly last longer than the cardboard ones.

 
tetsabb
1175272.  Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:53 pm Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:

They would certainly lust longer than the bored ones.


Can lust ever be boring?

 
crissdee
1175288.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:07 am Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
We must go touring


I hear the Dales are delightful this time of year.

 
bemahan
1175290.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:15 am Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
I hear that Wales is frightful this time of year.

I should stick to the Dales then.

 
crissdee
1175317.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:13 am Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
I would stick to the table then.


Why, what have you spilt on it?

 
'yorz
1175319.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:16 am Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
Why, what have you split on it?


A boy scout, what else?

 
Big Martin
1175462.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 4:55 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:


A ten bob note, what else?


You won't get much for one these days.

 
'yorz
1175472.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 5:31 pm Reply with quote

Big Martin wrote:
You don't get much on these trays.


Do it in two goes then, lazy bugger.

 
bemahan
1175478.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 6:06 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
In goes the crazy mugger.

Don't worry: I've dialled 999.

 
'yorz
1175479.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 6:10 pm Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
Bland curry? That's asinine.


I concur. Nicely spiced food is lovely.

 
tetsabb
1175494.  Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:33 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:

Icy cur. Nicely spooked dog is lively.


Such cruelty, to get the dog cold then scared.

 

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