View previous topic | View next topic

Misquoting the people above is required

Page 17 of 19
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 16, 17, 18, 19  Next

bemahan
1119706.  Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:44 am Reply with quote

franticllama wrote:


Seems like an old clam to me, mate, have you got any evidence?


Count its rings.

 
crissdee
1119819.  Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:36 pm Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
Court is tiring.


That would explain why all the judges have grey hair.

 
NinOfEden
1119828.  Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:54 pm Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
That would explain why all the joggers have grey hair.

All that physical exercise is draining!

 
Burgess Shale
1119884.  Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:49 am Reply with quote

NinOfEden wrote:
All that philosophical exercise is braining!


The word you're looking for is 'educational', Nin...;)

 
franticllama
1119907.  Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:57 am Reply with quote

Burgess Shale wrote:


The word you're looking for is deduction, my dear Nin


So what you're saying is that its elementary?

 
tetsabb
1119934.  Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:17 pm Reply with quote

franticllama wrote:

So you're saying that it's alimentary?

Only if standing by a canal

 
crissdee
1119958.  Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:19 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
I only understand caravans


Lorries and motorbikes are completely unintelligible to most people.

 
bemahan
1119974.  Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:02 pm Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
Lollies and marshmallows are completely inedible to most people.

I really can't understand why.

 
crissdee
1119993.  Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:44 pm Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
I really can't understand wine.


Squished grapes, in a bottle, gets you sloshed, feel like crap next morning.

 
Burgess Shale
1120040.  Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:31 am Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
Squashed gripes, hit the bottle, got sloshed, feel like crepes next morning.


Pancakes after a heavy night's drinking does seem to work. I'd like to know what gripes you squashed though...

 
Vestan Pance
1136335.  Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:44 pm Reply with quote

Burgess Shale wrote:
Bran flakes after a heady night in Hinckley just seemed to be a quirk. I'd like to know if the pipe was flushed though. ..


I would hope you flushed. I know what bran flakes can do to your system.

 
CharliesDragon
1136341.  Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:01 pm Reply with quote

Vestan Pance wrote:
I would be flushed. I know what brain farts can do to your system.


Better with brain fairs than constant and incurable stupidity, I guess.

 
NinOfEden
1148080.  Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:46 pm Reply with quote

CharliesDragon wrote:
Butter with wholegrain farls, then cornstarch and inedible stewed peas, I ingest.

Well, I'm sure it's very healthy, but it wouldn't be my choice.

 
bemahan
1150561.  Thu Sep 24, 2015 5:31 am Reply with quote

NinOfEden wrote:
Well, I'm sure it's very hoofy, but it wouldn't be my choice.

Nor mine. I'm a cat person; horses scare me.

 
Posital
1150578.  Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:08 am Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
Nor mine. I'm a mat person; houses scare me.
Just remember when entering a house focus on the mat. All should be fine...

 

Page 17 of 19
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 16, 17, 18, 19  Next

All times are GMT - 5 Hours


Display posts from previous:   

Search Search Forums

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group