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Iamtheelephant616
726453.  Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:55 am Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
He ate the koi, so I had to get him new vets.


Why? What could a new vet do the old vet couldn't? The poor koi's probably dead by now. What do you expect the new vet to do anyway? Cut his stomach open?

 
crissdee
726473.  Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:42 am Reply with quote

Iamtheelephant616 wrote:
Why cut his stomach open?


Why not? I've got this big knife nice and sharp and I want to get to work straight away.





Ten bonus points if you picked up the Jack the Ripper reference.

 
'yorz
726487.  Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:09 pm Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
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I've got this big hive


O them summer allergies. Ain't they many a folk's bane.

 
zomgmouse
726629.  Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:04 am Reply with quote

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Owe them summer allergies.

How many?

 
Raffles1958
726635.  Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:32 am Reply with quote

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Hogmany?

Tis a Scottish thing.

 
zomgmouse
726642.  Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:11 am Reply with quote

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Tis a Scottish thin.

Is there such thing?

 
Iamtheelephant616
726934.  Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:40 am Reply with quote

zomgmouse wrote:
Is there a King?


No. We have a Queen at the moment. I thought everyone knew that. And if you mean the Queen's spouse, then we don't refer to him as the King.

 
zomgmouse
726943.  Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:21 am Reply with quote

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We have Queen at the moment.

Don't stop me now.

 
Iamtheelephant616
728211.  Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:44 pm Reply with quote

zomgmouse wrote:
Stop the cow!


'Cause she keeps burping and destroying the ozone?

And yeah I see how hard it is to try and carry on the joke on this game now. :P

 
crissdee
729022.  Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:46 am Reply with quote

Iamtheelephant616 wrote:
'She keeps burping and destroying the telephone


that must be quite a burp!

 
Iamtheelephant616
731073.  Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:40 pm Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
that must be a quiet burp!


I've heard of silent farts, but I don't think burps can be that quiet, and definitely not silent!

 
XDL
748573.  Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:01 pm Reply with quote

"I've herded violent tarts"

Tell me about it. Police life gets pretty rowdy round some of the nightclubs.

 
NinOfEden
748612.  Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:59 pm Reply with quote

XDL wrote:
Tell me about it. Police life gets pretty rowdy round some of the lightbulbs.

They're attracted to light, like moths...

 
zomgmouse
748674.  Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:20 am Reply with quote

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They're attracted to lifelike moths...

But not real ones.

 
NinOfEden
748790.  Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:40 am Reply with quote

zomgmouse wrote:
But not real gnomes.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but...

 

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