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tetsabb
838761.  Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:48 pm Reply with quote

NinOfEden wrote:
Can it still fry with wet wings?


I think the water will evaporate quite quickly on contact with sizzling oil.

 
'yorz
838772.  Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:43 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
I think the waiter will cooperate quite quickly on contact with sizzling oil.

Slipping a banknote in his pocket is slightly less aggressive.

 
tetsabb
838785.  Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:49 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
Shagging a banker in his garden is slightly less amorous.


Less amorous than what?

 
ali
843662.  Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:20 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
Less amorous than Wat?


Wait. Wat who?

 
tetsabb
843896.  Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:28 pm Reply with quote

ali wrote:
[
Walt. Walt who?


The well-known flooring provider, Mr Walter Wall-Carpet

 
'yorz
843911.  Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:03 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
The well-known Flowering Spider, Mr Walter Crap-Toupet


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 
onion
844191.  Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:14 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:


Beauty's eye is in the bee-holder.


does that just hold one bee, or a whole swarm?

 
ighut
848328.  Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:06 pm Reply with quote

onion wrote:


do we just hold the one bee, or go for the whole swarm?



A bird in the hand.

 
Spud McLaren
848330.  Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:11 pm Reply with quote

ighut wrote:
A turd in the hand.
I can recommend Andrex.

 
Riddley
848336.  Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:28 pm Reply with quote

Quote:
I can mend Andrew.


He's not broken, just misunderstood.

 
tetsabb
848339.  Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:36 pm Reply with quote

Riddley wrote:
He's not broken, just chundered.


But he is feeling better after some Gaviscon

 
Spud McLaren
848353.  Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:00 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
But he is peeling better after Avignon
French weather can do that to some folks.

 
Riddley
848484.  Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:03 pm Reply with quote

Quote:
Fresh leather can do that to some folks.


Our Doreen used to get terrible hives from fresh leather

 
tetsabb
848582.  Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:19 am Reply with quote

Quote:
Our baker used to get terrible Hovis from fresh leather

Did he ever try using flour?

 
NinOfEden
848634.  Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:04 am Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
Did he ever try abusing flour?

If so, I hope he was severely punished! :-O

 

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