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otyikondo
800571.  Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:02 pm Reply with quote

deebee wrote:
Loony cashier rousts wives at busy launderette, gets away



Nut screws washers and bolts

 
deebee
800579.  Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:21 pm Reply with quote

[quote="otyikondo"]
deebee wrote:
Nut the screws and bolt for the Wash


UKuncut offers new advice to East Anglia convicts

 
otyikondo
800595.  Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:39 pm Reply with quote

deebee wrote:
King Cnut often threw mice in Angela's cervix


It made a change from watching the tide roll in

 
Iamtheelephant616
800736.  Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:14 am Reply with quote

otyikondo wrote:
It made a change from watching the bin


If anyone doesn't know "watching the bin" is a new expression which is a synonym for "watching paint dry" etc.
Not really. :P

 
Chris.H
836689.  Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:00 pm Reply with quote

"watching paint dry"

"Washing not dry?, better leave it out a bit longer then"

 
tetsabb
837051.  Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:21 pm Reply with quote

Chris.H wrote:
"Wanting to die? Better leave out a lounger then"


Stay all day out in the sun and expire from heat exhaustion, if you really want to.

 
Dr. Know
837053.  Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:28 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
Stray all the way out to Sunderland and retire from feet exhaustion, if you really want to.



That's a bloody long walk.

 
tetsabb
837280.  Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:02 pm Reply with quote

Dr. Know wrote:

That's a bloody long talk.


Well, if you will go watching 'The Abridged Hugo Chavez', what can you expect?

 
NinOfEden
837424.  Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:25 am Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:

Well, if you will go watching 'The Abridged Huge Chav', what can you expect?

...Highlights of a documentary about an antisocial teenage giant?

 
tetsabb
837694.  Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:42 pm Reply with quote

NinOfEden wrote:

...Highlights of a documentary about an antisocial teenage gnat?


Well, social gnats are 2-a-penny.

 
Dr. Know
837697.  Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:46 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
Well, special nuts are 10-a-penny.


What's so special about them?

 
tetsabb
838434.  Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:10 am Reply with quote

Dr. Know wrote:
What's so sepia about these nuts?


They are brown, or had you not noticed?

 
NinOfEden
838660.  Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:24 am Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:

They are grown, or had you not noticed?

Oh! I thought everything else was shrinking!

 
tetsabb
838681.  Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:13 am Reply with quote

NinOfEden wrote:
Oh! I thought everyone else was stinking!


No, we have had showers this month.

 
NinOfEden
838683.  Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:15 am Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
No, we have showered this moth.

Can it still fly with wet wings?

 

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