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Bondee
807948.  Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:48 pm Reply with quote

Ainee wrote:
Bondee wrote:
Ainee wrote:
Every time I come up with a ridiculous plot, someone I know manifests it in reality.


You are Jessica Fletcher AICMFP!


Who is she?


Wot sam sed in the previous post.

She always happened to be around when some sort of gruesome murder was committed and it always seemed to "remind me of the plot in a book I once wrote".

Why they never nicked her, I do not know.

 
Ainee
808018.  Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:52 pm Reply with quote

She sounds a deeply suspicious character. Nothing like me, then.

 
nicholasjwest
808025.  Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:02 pm Reply with quote

Sure... *looks suspiciously at Ainee*

 
Ainee
808027.  Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:05 pm Reply with quote

Ainee holds a small highly polished mirror back at nicholasjwest.

 
nicholasjwest
808218.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:50 am Reply with quote

Nicholas holds another small but highly polished mirror back at Ainee and says "Bloody Mary" three times.

 
Ainee
808304.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:34 am Reply with quote

Ainee inserts her new luminous crystal Pegasus between the two mirrors, and everyone gasps as glittering revolving rainbows scintillate across the space around us.

If I had a camera, I'd show you my Pegasus...

 
Spud McLaren
808306.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:35 am Reply with quote

Amazing what you hear when you haven't got your Mike...

 
hassan el kebir
808353.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:31 am Reply with quote

I'm sure Ainee has a very nice Pegasus ;-)

 
Ainee
808354.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:33 am Reply with quote

Phew, at least some people here are starting to learn to believe everything I tell them...

 
hassan el kebir
808362.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:39 am Reply with quote

It's more that I need new spectacles, then I might be able to see the computer screen properly again

 
'yorz
808363.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:42 am Reply with quote

Is there such a thing as Pegasus-shaped Brazilian topiary?

 
hassan el kebir
808366.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:48 am Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
Is there such a thing as Pegasus-shaped Brazilian topiary?


There's going to be people frantically googling that. How long do you reckon before someone finds an example to post here?

 
'yorz
808369.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:56 am Reply with quote

Or start waxing their spouse

 
soup
808380.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:56 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
Is there such a thing as Pegasus-shaped topiary?


Yup .

 
nicholasjwest
808385.  Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:06 pm Reply with quote

I have eight of them in my garden! *prances*

 

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