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Ion Zone
809165.  Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:03 pm Reply with quote

This is a fun little game I tried to introduce before but it didn't take off because I tried to explain it 'in character'. The object is to tell the life story of Markus de Pomp, the self-proclaimed 'Most Fantastic Liar the World has ever seen', a man whose compulsion is to weave stories and great feats of all sorts to make himself seem like an amazing hero and adventurer. He's fought dragons and monsters of all sorts, wooed princesses solved ghastly murders that would baffle Holmes, and so on.

Basically he's Gildroy Lockheart without the shy self-effacing demeanor. ;)

It is the job of each player in turn to embroider the ever-expanding tale of Markus. How does it sound?

"Well, as I was saying, when I was just five months old I slew the great fogglemog of Bognor Regis while riding my pet turtle Alfie...."

809213.  Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:47 pm Reply with quote

Good game.

"I slew it using only a ballpoint pen, before running to Australia in only a day."

809237.  Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:19 pm Reply with quote

"Actually, Australia hadn't been invented yet, so I threw some lettuce and olives together and before you knew it--I had Australia!"

809257.  Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:22 pm Reply with quote

"Of course, the only lettuces and olives I could get at the time were in the mouth of the Enbilgerating Garfunkel of Orsonbay, which was around a rather ragged cliff..."

809260.  Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:53 pm Reply with quote

"But who better to scale a rather ragged cliff than the Blorfensee Hackzow, Lieutenant of the Eoiuyea, and father of Thermodynamics and heated toilets seats? But that's neither here nor there because . . ."

809265.  Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:20 am Reply with quote

"it's somewhere in the middle, like the great fat man he was. He could knock down the cliff with one twinkling of his eyelash."

810023.  Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:19 am Reply with quote

"A power which the great man had taught me many years ago. Except, of course I, being the genius master of things that I am, managed to learn how to knock down cliffs with but a half or "semi-twinkle" of my eyelash! But I digress..."

810028.  Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:38 am Reply with quote

"Yes, so after I'd eliminated the cliffs from my path, I was free to seek out the Garfunkel, which, as Enbilgerating things go, was actually very Enbilgerating indeed..."

810939.  Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:41 am Reply with quote

"because he Engliberated on a frequent basis to the sounds of music being played by trained marsupials. I personally have trained many marsupials to not only play music but perform open heart surgery. But then he got a job as a diagnostician, but that's off at a bit of a tangent. "

811270.  Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:16 pm Reply with quote

"Although, now that I come to think of it, the open heart surgery was fantastically done. I supervised the Enbilgerating Garfunkel on many an occasion, sometimes even while he was performing it on me."

811310.  Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:40 am Reply with quote

It was around that time that I spontaneously combusted, but I never like to let a bit of minor immolation slow me down...

812244.  Sun May 01, 2011 9:47 pm Reply with quote

And so I metamorphosed into Peter Mandelson

dr bartolo
812255.  Sun May 01, 2011 10:18 pm Reply with quote

I then went to hell in a chamber-pot, for my honeymoon with Iohn doe, and climbed out via a leg of mutton and 300,000 pots of earl grey tea...

812359.  Mon May 02, 2011 8:37 am Reply with quote

That's when I realised that I'd accidentally ingested a hitherto-fore unthinkable amount of Ayahuasca, the peruvian spirit vine, and was soon to begin tripping balls...

dr bartolo
812364.  Mon May 02, 2011 8:42 am Reply with quote

whilst eating a amout of opium that would kill Thos. de Quincey...


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