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tetsabb
1390172.  Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:08 am Reply with quote

I am suffering from a cold/flu/bug thing. Not that one, if my lateral flow test this morning is correct. So I am blaming that for thinking that an item in Private Eye said that someone had been mistreated by the Department of Work and Penises, not Pensions....

 
tetsabb
1390243.  Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:35 pm Reply with quote

post 1390226

I thought suze referred to beavers of her surname
Nope... bearers.

 
Big Martin
1390533.  Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:10 pm Reply with quote

The card thing about working for Royal Mail over Christmas that was on my mat when I came in earlier has a message from someone called Arise and not what I thought he was called when I first picked it up.

 
Alexander Howard
1390552.  Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:05 pm Reply with quote

I drove through a little town hereabouts and saw an office building with a sign announcing its name, "Bugler", which I misread.

A few years ago that office was offering 'Shopfitting', which I always misread too. It is not much of a step up from shopfitting to buglery.

 
Brock
1390654.  Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:35 am Reply with quote

Aural youlgreave/mondegreen: I was listening to a discussion about things that children ought to learn before a certain age, and one of them was "climatry". Well that's good, I thought, teach them about climate science... but isn't it called "climatology"?

Oops! She said "climb a tree".

 
Jenny
1390730.  Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:51 am Reply with quote

Climatry ought to be a word if it isn't.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1390764.  Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:48 pm Reply with quote

Modern day indigenous New Guineans use guns manufactured overseas, not gnus...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
crissdee
1390769.  Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:34 pm Reply with quote

So where do they get their gnus from?

A gnus-paper..........


I was leaving anyway.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1390770.  Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:40 pm Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
So where do they get their gnus from?

A gnus-paper..........


I was leaving anyway.




:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
crissdee
1390776.  Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:22 am Reply with quote

The face masks I bought from the chemist are reusable, NOT pleasurable.

Definitely not pleasurable.......

 
AlmondFacialBar
1390780.  Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:36 am Reply with quote

There's a kink for everything, my good man. Also, some of them do look rather snazzy.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
tetsabb
1391172.  Tue Sep 28, 2021 7:14 am Reply with quote

The van I was following was a Peugeot Boxer, not a Boner.

 
Celebaelin
1391209.  Tue Sep 28, 2021 10:03 am Reply with quote

Niche porn on the Food Network Hairy Mums Know Best.

aka The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best

 
cornixt
1391213.  Tue Sep 28, 2021 10:20 am Reply with quote

The flight simulation software does not have a button for "sex position", it's only to "set position" of the aircraft.

 
cornixt
1392489.  Wed Oct 13, 2021 10:21 am Reply with quote

My wife got some make-up samples. One of them has been on the bathroom countertop all week, with the words "LA ZIR TIGUE", which I'm not sure is the brand or product name. I keep reading it as "lizard tongue", which was my nickname in college.

 

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