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tetsabb
1388359.  Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:51 am Reply with quote

I plugged my beard trimmer into the extension cable to take it out to the garden for a bit of face maintenance.
The label on the extension says it is 4 metre, not 4 merde.
For this I am quite grateful.

 
Big Martin
1388396.  Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:16 am Reply with quote

The flu jab poster in the pharmacy where I went to collect the cream for my leg the doctor said he'd prescribe me doesn't say pregnant & over 65?. It's pregnant? Over 65?. My excuses are that (a) the poster was way below my eyeline and (b) the question marks are in a particularly "florid" font.

 
Celebaelin
1388411.  Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:36 am Reply with quote

The on-screen head up display lead me to believe that our latex-clad action heroine was exploring the possibilities of the submarine penis... no wait; the submarine pens.

Oh, and she's actually in skin-tight black leather.

 
Awitt
1388445.  Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:31 pm Reply with quote

FB headline of a historic building, (in capitals which is harder to read anyway)

AUSTRALIA'S OLDEST (CONT.) OPERATING INN

I was wondering why there would be a coin operated inn, like a coin laundry?

Till I looked again and realised the abbreviation.....

 
Big Martin
1388886.  Sat Sep 04, 2021 2:16 am Reply with quote

The TV programme I spotted whilst trawling through the on-screen menu just now is not "Dutch Singles Only". It's "Debut Singles Only". A rather more likely format!

 
cornixt
1389187.  Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:17 am Reply with quote

My daughter has got me to play an online video game that uses your email as a login. It logs you in automatically but displays the login in large letters in the middle of the screen while obscuring the middle of the login, I guess for privacy reasons, but that just means I read tw*****ts@gmail.com as if it is yelling "twats" at me.

 
tetsabb
1389220.  Tue Sep 07, 2021 12:50 pm Reply with quote

A lady in a group I am in does not do 'beheaded jewelry ', but 'beaded'....

 
Big Martin
1389232.  Tue Sep 07, 2021 2:54 pm Reply with quote

The bin in the toilet at the NT property where I was volunteering today is for nappies not magpies.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1389243.  Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:11 pm Reply with quote

Meanwhile medieval Central Asia was conquered by the Mongols, not the mongrels...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Awitt
1389247.  Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:34 pm Reply with quote

Big Martin wrote:
The bin in the toilet at the NT property where I was volunteering today is for nappies not magpies.


Though in Aus with spring, nesting season and some birds of this kind that swoop, we may want a bin for the magpies (including one that's got me over the road, I now have to walk the long way around for the next few weeks)

 
cornixt
1389323.  Wed Sep 08, 2021 12:44 pm Reply with quote

I guess that they don't want to eat women, they want to eat ramen.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1389334.  Wed Sep 08, 2021 2:19 pm Reply with quote

Lidl does not make hummus from harbour seals... (I hope). It's their in-house brand and it's called Harvest Moon.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Awitt
1389356.  Thu Sep 09, 2021 1:54 am Reply with quote

Aural one here:

Traffic report on the news, ....'in Covid North'.

No, Coburg North.

 
Awitt
1389464.  Fri Sep 10, 2021 6:26 am Reply with quote

Scrolling down Facebook, see an ad from a group that campaigns for better conditions for tenants.

Quote:
Job opening: carpenter


Oh, I think, that sounds ok. Re-read it.

Campaigner.

 
tetsabb
1389480.  Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:40 am Reply with quote

Though they may occasionally need a carpenter, too...

 

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