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Jenny
1393042.  Wed Oct 20, 2021 8:59 am Reply with quote

RLDavies wrote:
Big Martin wrote:
I did wonder what a Metal Detection Dog was for.

"You spent our life savings on dogs!"
"They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did it for us."


Genuine LOL from me for that.

 
cornixt
1393440.  Tue Oct 26, 2021 9:59 am Reply with quote

I won't tell you what I misread it as, but people with the last name Cumle should not talk about getting covid shots on Facebook.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1393550.  Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:31 pm Reply with quote

This particular user is trying to set a reminder in his work chat, not a reindeer...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Awitt
1393562.  Thu Oct 28, 2021 2:55 am Reply with quote

You never know, getting close to the festive season.....

 
RLDavies
1393787.  Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:22 am Reply with quote

PDR wrote:
...and don't forget guide-horses (trained falabellas)...

They're training falafels now?

 
AlmondFacialBar
1393931.  Wed Nov 03, 2021 4:43 am Reply with quote

It's the Democrat Adams who has just been elected mayor of New York, not Douglas...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
tetsabb
1393940.  Wed Nov 03, 2021 5:26 am Reply with quote

AlmondFacialBar wrote:
It's the Democrat Adams who has just been elected mayor of New York, not Douglas...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar


Understandable. I still miss him.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1393942.  Wed Nov 03, 2021 5:27 am Reply with quote

Oh so very much... Imagine what he'd have made of the past five and a bit years...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
tetsabb
1393954.  Wed Nov 03, 2021 6:38 am Reply with quote

AlmondFacialBar wrote:
Oh so very much... Imagine what he'd have made of the past five and a bit years...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar


Or anti-vaxxers...

 
RLDavies
1393965.  Wed Nov 03, 2021 8:24 am Reply with quote

Someone in a Facebook group said: "I'm sitting in my office thinking and ruminating."

In my sleep-deprived state yesterday I had to read that twice, and was relieved to find out she was NOT in her office thinking and urinating.

 
Dix
1394331.  Sun Nov 07, 2021 9:34 am Reply with quote

TfL does not have vehicles with "indecent response" in large letters all over them.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1394416.  Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:12 am Reply with quote

This particular user was complaining that the dock to the right feature isn't working, not the dick to the right feature...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Brock
1394565.  Wed Nov 10, 2021 4:46 am Reply with quote

Ed Miliband, quoted on the Guardian website:

Quote:
Itís hard to avoid the suspicion that the prime minister sees a day trip to the COP as a useful way of distracting from the sleaze surrounding the Tory party rather than a chance to get a grip and engage in the substance like a statesman.


I read it as "...like a salesman", which is probably more accurate!

 
Brock
1395535.  Thu Nov 18, 2021 11:39 am Reply with quote

Another one in the "I must have skipped a line" category, in a newspaper item headed "Adele is Back":

"She's called Beverly now, but her snack of choice is still a pack of soggy Walkers Crisps..."

Well I'm not a big fan of Adele, but surely I'd have heard about it if she'd changed her name? Re-reading:

"She's called Beverly Hills home for years now, but..."

Oh.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1397311.  Sat Dec 04, 2021 2:25 pm Reply with quote

My friend made a cake with pomegranate frosting, not pornographic frosting.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 

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