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'yorz
760510.  Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:11 am Reply with quote

Some say he can drive so fast that he once showered with his clothes on, jumped in his bolide, and after one lap of Francorchamps he came out dry as a crisp; and he was the only one who managed to drive a whole lap on 3 wheels and overtake the one that went AWOL... but all we know, he's called The Stig.


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dr bartolo
760564.  Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:58 am Reply with quote

some say his body is good on toast..............
but all that we know, he's called The Stig........

 
cherrycoke
761292.  Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:11 am Reply with quote

Some say that he is indifferent towards marmite, and that he knows why ducks quacking doesn't echo, but won't tell anyone, all we know is...

 
dr bartolo
761703.  Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:13 am Reply with quote

some say his genitals , when dreid, are used in cameroon as currency...
But all we know is, he's called The Stig.

 
tetsabb
764193.  Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:53 pm Reply with quote

Some say he has a phobia about humming birds, and that he finds coelocanths very alluring.
All we know is, he's called The Stig

 
sjb
764263.  Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:15 pm Reply with quote

Some say his ankles are covered in cloacae and he licks the tongues of tortoiseshell kittens for a sexual thrill. All we know is he's called the Stig.

 
tetsabb
765203.  Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:52 pm Reply with quote

Some say he is the illegitimate offspring of Shergar and Lord Lucan, and that dolphins want to swim with him for his perceived therapeutic effects
All we know is, he is called The Stig

 
Josie
795549.  Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:03 am Reply with quote

Some say he can summon sunspots and the moon is really orbiting the space he is in, but we call him the Stig.

 
357Snowball
795597.  Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:05 am Reply with quote

phildavo18 wrote:
Some say that he comes from an Irish town called Galifrey, .


Nice dr.who reference there :D
Probably lost on non-freaks/saddos who haven't watched that episode about 10 times over, tho. :P

 
tetsabb
797502.  Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:17 pm Reply with quote

Some say that his toes are in a different Universe, and that the Dalai Lama comes to him for spiritual guidance.
All we know is.....

 
Dr. Know
797509.  Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:27 pm Reply with quote

Some say that he taught Chuck Norris kung fu... and that he invented the Drive Thru when his brakes failed...

 
Arcane
797783.  Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:23 am Reply with quote

Some say he was the original inspiration for Superman - The Man of Steel, because he wears steel underpants, and buildings get out of his way before he leaps them... all we know is...

 
tetsabb
798189.  Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:31 pm Reply with quote

Some say he was raised by birds of prey in Heligoland, and that the sun literally shines out of his arse.
All we know.....

 
Iamtheelephant616
800025.  Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:12 pm Reply with quote

Some say he has legs like tree trunks. Others that his legs are tree trunks. But all we know is, he's called The Stig.

 
Gavin
863157.  Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:54 am Reply with quote

Some say that mates by banging helmets with other racing drivers, and that he thought 'Star Wars' was a documentary. All we k-now is, he's called the Stig.

 

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