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Some say... (A Top Gear Game).

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Iamtheelephant616
637458.  Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:38 am Reply with quote

If you watch Top gear you can probably imgaine how this game is played.

If you don't watch Top Gear however, you can still play, and here's how:

Basically, there is a person on Top Gear called The Stig who drives all the cars that feature on Top Gear round the track to see how fast they are. The idea is nobody knows who he is or anything about him (apart from the fact that he's not Michael Schumacer) and every week they come up with new rumours about The Stig (then they always end it with: all we know is, he's called The Stig). Previous one's include:

Some say he once spent time in a jail in Canterbury because his Teddy bear is named the Baby Jesus

(and yesterday's one) Some say that when he writes letters, he always spells the name of the person he sends it to, correctly. But all we know is he's called The Stog.

Anyway, the point of the game is to come up with your own
“Some say...” line (preferably atleast two, because that's how many they normally do, but you don't have to). Here are mine:

Some say that that's not his helmet, it's his head, that if he took all his clothes of, there wouldn't be a naked man under there, but three koalas standing on each other's shoulders, and that if he could drive any car in the world, he'd pick a Dacia Sandero. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

 
Curious Danny
637556.  Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:21 pm Reply with quote

Some say that BP are interested in using his blood as a new form of fuel, and that if he was the Home Secretary, he would have seen that ID cards were pointless and unneccessary by now.
All we know ia, he's called the Stig.

 
joefoxon1
637902.  Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:17 am Reply with quote

Some say that if he was President Bush, he would have invaded Iraq for a drink of oil, and that he could play in goal for England without rugby tackling someone. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

 
Iamtheelephant616
637937.  Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:06 am Reply with quote

Some say that he is Jeff Vader. And that if he ever needs bread kneeding, he gets it done by dogs. All we know is, he called The Stig.

 
phildavo18
638239.  Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:41 am Reply with quote

Some say that he comes from an Irish town called Galifrey, and that he was the test driver of the very first car invented. But all we know is he's called The Stig.

 
scottydog
638246.  Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:01 am Reply with quote

Some say he lives in a dump and befriends local children, but all we know is he's called The Stig

 
Iamtheelephant616
641379.  Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:42 am Reply with quote

Some say he gets confused between mud and marmite and so eats mud and puts marmite on his face. All we know is, he called The Stig.

 
phildavo18
641874.  Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:19 am Reply with quote

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring. And if you give him a really important job, he'll skive off and play croquet. All we know is...he's called the Stig.

 
Curious Danny
642648.  Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:47 pm Reply with quote

Some say that he thinks ten lords-a-leaping is just too many, and that he loves watching the Great Escape, because he's in it. All we know is he's called the Stig.

 
tetsabb
642670.  Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:34 pm Reply with quote

Some say he invented custard, and that he does his Christmas shopping in July.
All we know is, he's called the Stig

 
joefoxon1
642760.  Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:25 am Reply with quote

Some say that when he falls in water, the Stig doesn't get wet, water gets the Stig. And that he likes to play conkers, with his head. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

 
Iamtheelephant616
642968.  Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:59 pm Reply with quote

Some say he will only play sports if he can use a car and that he was banned from participating in the 100m sprint at the olympics for that exact reason. All we know is, he called the Stig.

 
tetsabb
643219.  Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:21 pm Reply with quote

One wonders how long this has been going on.
This is an extract from a recently-discovered folio dated 1604, being examined by experts as a possible lost work of Shakespeare, entitled The Cheerful Cartmen of Padua*

Quote:

Sir Jeremiah Cosworth is on stage with his henchmen, Jimmy Trundle and Ricardo Gerbilio
Sir JC
There are those that say he is immune from Zeus' thunderbolts when hurled from Olympus, and that Doxies pay him for his Companie.
All we know is, he is yclept Ye Stygge


*You may choose to disbelieve this, or not.

 
Davini994
643258.  Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:41 pm Reply with quote

Some say that he snuck in on the left of one of the pictures from the last forum meet. And that he keeps a sandwich in his beard in case he gets peckish. All we know is, he's called tetsabb.

 
tetsabb
643285.  Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:41 pm Reply with quote

Damn, my other secret identity revealed to the world....

 

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