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phildavo18
643288.  Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:48 pm Reply with quote

NO WAY!!!


Some Say....
he's powered by the mince pies and milk children leave out for Santa at christmas time, and that he thinks that the best cars are powered by reindeer. But all we know is he's called the Stig.

 
cherrycoke
643384.  Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:24 am Reply with quote

Some say he was the original choice for the Zovirax ads, but didn't get the job because he's immune to all western disease, all we know is, he's called the Stig

 
Iamtheelephant616
643491.  Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:28 pm Reply with quote

Some say he has existed since the dawn of time and that Shakespeare was a huge fan. All we know is he's called The Stig, yclept Ye Stygge, Sir Stigalot of the Annodated table, ug, um stiggy (Homo-Sapien-Stigus) and Stigosaurus Rex.

 
Iamtheelephant616
644700.  Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:11 pm Reply with quote

Some say he's always wanted to re-create a Cadbury's ad, so he was pissed when he heard he couldn't take part in the recent airport vehicle race.

 
phildavo18
644906.  Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:17 am Reply with quote

Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts...
But all we know is, he's called The Stig!

 
Dr. Know
645309.  Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:19 pm Reply with quote

Some say, he can smell corners, and he appears on Japanese bank notes.

Some say he has a digital face. And two sets of knees.

Some say his first name really is 'The'. And there's an Airport named after him in Russia.

 
tetsabb
648188.  Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:49 pm Reply with quote

Some say that he thinks in Cyrillic letters, and that he found a Higgs Boson in 1978, in his corn flakes.
All we know is......

 
phildavo18
653983.  Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:03 pm Reply with quote

Some Say.....
he is the Highlander
he eats vaseline, because he thinks it's petrol
and that only 1 other fossil of his species has been found, and it has it's arm wrapped round the neck of a t-rex skeleton...

.....but all we know is, he's called The Stig.

 
Dr. Know
653988.  Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:11 pm Reply with quote

Some say he can communicate with snowmen.

 
tetsabb
760301.  Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:50 am Reply with quote

Some say that birds use him as a navigation beacon, and that clouds go round him, rather than over.
All we know is, he's called Ben Collins.. oh er, the Stig

 
'yorz
760510.  Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:11 am Reply with quote

Some say he can drive so fast that he once showered with his clothes on, jumped in his bolide, and after one lap of Francorchamps he came out dry as a crisp; and he was the only one who managed to drive a whole lap on 3 wheels and overtake the one that went AWOL... but all we know, he's called The Stig.


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dr bartolo
760564.  Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:58 am Reply with quote

some say his body is good on toast..............
but all that we know, he's called The Stig........

 
cherrycoke
761292.  Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:11 am Reply with quote

Some say that he is indifferent towards marmite, and that he knows why ducks quacking doesn't echo, but won't tell anyone, all we know is...

 
dr bartolo
761703.  Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:13 am Reply with quote

some say his genitals , when dreid, are used in cameroon as currency...
But all we know is, he's called The Stig.

 
tetsabb
764193.  Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:53 pm Reply with quote

Some say he has a phobia about humming birds, and that he finds coelocanths very alluring.
All we know is, he's called The Stig

 

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