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Janet H
579012.  Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:05 pm Reply with quote

djgordy wrote:
Yes, hedgehog spines are modified hairs. This hideous monster is hedgehog which has lost its spines.


OH WHAT!?
a hedgehog with alopecia? Poor little b****r.
Like Mike says, a tub of nivea would have him/her right as ninepence soon enough.

 
Sadurian Mike
579014.  Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:11 pm Reply with quote

(Mind you, Jan recommends Nivea for anything).

 
bemahan
579019.  Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:22 pm Reply with quote

That's not a hedgehog, it's a brown Fimble.

 
djgordy
579028.  Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:40 pm Reply with quote

Sadurian Mike wrote:
(Mind you, Jan recommends Nivea for anything).


In that case I'll cancel my order for more viag...

...erm, never mind.

 
Sadurian Mike
579030.  Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:40 pm Reply with quote

I knew it reminded me of something.

I haven't seen that programme for a few years, mind; not since the boys discovered Spongebob, Transformers and Ben 10.

 
graytart
579656.  Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:15 pm Reply with quote

Sadurian Mike wrote:
Apart from the scaly skin that is very cute. A tub of Nivea would sort him out.

Nowhere near as ugly as a naked mole rat.

 
Janet H
579689.  Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:53 pm Reply with quote

Yup, that's ugly!

 
IronMonkey
579709.  Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:26 pm Reply with quote

djgordy wrote:
Yes, hedgehog spines are modified hairs. This hideous monster is hedgehog which has lost its spines.



Does it have more than one spine or is it a typo

 
Ameena
579835.  Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:12 pm Reply with quote

There was a nearly-quill-less hedgehog on the One Show today. He was called Spud and he looked quite cute. But I think hedgehogs are pretty cute anyway. I haven't seen one round here for quite a while now, maybe a couple of years. They're probably still about, though.

 
suze
579836.  Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:12 pm Reply with quote

graytart wrote:
Nowhere near as ugly as a naked mole rat.


Ooh, we had a thread about them way back, starting at post 100373.

The point was then made that there is a passing resemblance between a naked mole rat and a human penis. (Except for the teeth, as djgordy pointed out for the benefit of the unmarried female readership.)

 
Sadurian Mike
579844.  Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:35 pm Reply with quote

Should you not have teeth on the end then?

Is a handlebar moustache okay?

 
IronMonkey
580209.  Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:07 am Reply with quote

I haven't seen it but some mates were talikng about a film 'Teeth' I think, where a woman had teeth in her vagina. Weird I know.

 
Celebaelin
580212.  Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:10 am Reply with quote

post 437551

 
Bondee
580213.  Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:12 am Reply with quote

Vagina Dentata?

Isn't that a song from The Lion King?

 
Celebaelin
580219.  Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:20 am Reply with quote

lol

Vagina Dentata! When a male lacks mores
Vagina Dentata! Prevents unwanted lays

 

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