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djgordy
578139.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:29 am Reply with quote

Homosexualists like orange, three wheeled cars.

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The Reliant Bond Bug.

The crazy 70's design of the Bond Bug seems like a fun car, in the spirit of the decade. However, a closer look reveals that this car was designed in order to promote homosexuality, and thus more inclined to believe in Socialist ideas. Notice the two seater configuration of the vehicle. Where do the children sit ? You guessed it, there are no rear seats, meaning that the car cannot carry children. A clear indicator that the driver and passenger of the car may well be a homosexual couple. Take another look. The car is ORANGE! Clearly no red-blooded heterosexual male would choose this color, but there was no choice. In true Socialist style, the choice of color was not left to the consumer. No, that was left to the apparachtiks at British Leyland, hence orange was the color, take it or leave it, like it or lump it.

Take yet another look. This car only has three wheels. Again we can see the homosexual agenda of the Communist-run car industry at work. Clearly the whole concept of a three wheeled vehicle is perverse. By making the pervese seem acceptable, Leylands automobile designers set the agenda for their homosexualist and Communist brainwashing of the British public.


http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2002.3.16.11224.4360.html

 
Sebastian flyte
578150.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:54 am Reply with quote

That car is gay..and somehow perversely acceptable :) all my favourite cars only have two seats and I'm gay ...... spot on. :)

 
djgordy
578152.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:58 am Reply with quote

Sebastian flyte wrote:
That car is gay.


Just don't try to put petrol in by putting the fuel pipe in the exhaust;-)

 
PDR
578178.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:05 am Reply with quote

[quote="djgordy"]
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...In true Socialist style, the choice of color was not left to the consumer. No, that was left to the apparachtiks at British Leyland,...


That's rather strange, given that neither Bond nor Reliant were ever part of, owned by or partnered with BMC, British Leyland or any of its successor organisations...

PDR

 
suze
578197.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:06 am Reply with quote

djgordy's source wrote:
This car was designed in order to promote homosexuality, and thus more inclined to believe in Socialist ideas.


And what's more, isn't there a bloody great non sequitur here?

The gay social networking site Jake recently conducted some research into the voting intentions of its users, and it found that the proportion of gay people who planned to vote Conservative was higher than the proportion among the whole population.

Covered yesterday on the BBC. (The whole BBC site is very very slow this afternoon. I think this is because they are streaming pictures of a Scot and a Texan hitting a little yellow ball back and forth.)

 
djgordy
578207.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:25 am Reply with quote

I've read that article about 5 times now and I still can't decide if the writer is being serious and ignorant or satirical and genius.

 
Jenny
578208.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:28 am Reply with quote

Another interesting comment on the orange car link:

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Strict demarkation was brought in by management in the 1950's. If a person was injured at work doing something that was not strictly part of their job, then they refused any compensation. Lets say you were employed as a 'Beverage technician' and helped out the 'Wheel Carriers', and whilst carrying wheels you dropped one and crushed your foot , then no compensation for you my boy 'cos you shouldn't have been doing it.

Management brought in the rules and the grades for their own short-sighted ends.

 
Ion Zone
578215.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:48 am Reply with quote

It looks like a gay version of Aquila.

 
austinallegro
578245.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:09 pm Reply with quote

*appears at mention of both funny little cars and socialism*
Sadly available only in tangerine orange. By this logic shurely all other micro-cars are gay too?

 
PDR
578335.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:29 pm Reply with quote

austinallegro wrote:
By this logic shurely all other micro-cars are gay too?


You say that as if there was ever any doubt...

PDR

 
Sadurian Mike
578352.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:01 pm Reply with quote

That is either a masterpiece of ironic writing or the ravings of a lunatic. Either way, it is incredibly funny.

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Faced with driving these ugly lumps of metal, suddenly homosexuality seemed somehow more 'normal' to the people of the UK.

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the homosexual impulses awakened by the lurid orange three-wheeler still persist. Perhaps British men will always be just that little bit gay thanks to this cheeky fibreglass 70's icon.


Yes, thanks to a small orange car I have a sudden desire to snog men.

 
Efros
578387.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:49 pm Reply with quote

http://www.snapsandbytes.co.uk/bondbugmag.jpg

Must be true the above article is entitled "The Story of How I Became a Bugger".


I think this may be photoshopped

 
AndyMcH
578489.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:44 pm Reply with quote

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it found that the proportion of gay people who planned to vote Conservative was higher than the proportion among the whole population


I apologise on behalf of gay people everywhere !

 
exnihilo
578525.  Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:11 pm Reply with quote

Ahem.

 
Celebaelin
578583.  Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:45 am Reply with quote



Fuck me gorgeous orange car.

 

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