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Spud McLaren
1365798.  Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:01 am Reply with quote

crissdee wrote:
What ho Spud! Hope all is well chez nous.
Eyup, criss! I knew what you meant, and yes, not badly, thanks. Sprog is at uni in Chichester and Mrs McL & I have a dog - can't remember whether I've mentioned him before on here.

I assume you're now living without London?

 
crissdee
1365810.  Fri Nov 20, 2020 11:34 am Reply with quote

Well without in fact! Rural Wales is where you will find me (should you be searching) in a two bedroom cottage next door to a pub, and 76ft from a gunshop.

Things could be worse!

 
Jenny
1365818.  Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:09 pm Reply with quote

You ought to be putting your name forward to the gunshop owner as his new assistant crissdee - he'll never find anybody else as well qualified as you :-)

 
crissdee
1365837.  Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:14 pm Reply with quote

Sadly, the shop is so small you have to go outside to change your mind, he hardly has room, let alone trade, for an assistant, but I live in hope!

 
Spud McLaren
1366559.  Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:50 pm Reply with quote

Well, that can't be right. Hope is in Derbyshire, not far from Castleton.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1366561.  Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:03 pm Reply with quote

Coilagurteen n The place where obsolete cables go when they... should die but actually don't.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Celebaelin
1367426.  Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:41 pm Reply with quote

Dulas n.

The person who insists on telling you all the latest news despite it being three weeks old and their probably being the last person to still be talking about it.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1371349.  Mon Jan 11, 2021 12:27 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
I thought that Feckenham was a scale used by Irish broadcasters to allow or bar certain levels of profanity at different times of the evening.
'Feck' may be used from 2000-2100 with an advisory prior to broadcast, but freely after that.
'Fock' only after 2200 with an advisory announcement.

That sort of thing.


That actually depends entirely on the celebrity level of the person using it. Bono gets to say fock (much as it should be fook) on RTÉ in the middle of the day.

And then there was the fooking GAA ledge that was Páidí Ó Sé (no that number of fadas is not parodistic) who once referred to the fans of his native Kerry as the biggest fucking animals, which they didn't take in the complimentary spirit intended and so the whole thing evolved into a miniscule scandal that made the news for several weeks, with him being quoted in full and uncensored every single time.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Spud McLaren
1371555.  Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:48 am Reply with quote

Klutsdorp n.

The exaggerated incompetence portrayed in the 'before' section of gadget ads and YouTube life hacks videos.

Braughing
vb.

The manly mirth in fantasy films, occasioned not by a joke but by the prospect of battle or skullduggery.

 
tetsabb
1371604.  Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:29 pm Reply with quote

Clonakilty n

The production of test-tube Scotspeople

 
AlmondFacialBar
1371611.  Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:17 pm Reply with quote

Mmmmm... Clonakilty... Not re cloning Scotspeople, just re enjoying a pint or 5 and some live music in De Barra's and then having a swim in the Atlantic. They'll better have enough of us vaccinated come summer to make that possible again...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
tetsabb
1371657.  Thu Jan 14, 2021 6:29 am Reply with quote

We went there as a family when I was 6 or 7. I do remember it as a lovely spot. I was not really into points at that age, surprisingly.

 
Big Martin
1371694.  Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:18 am Reply with quote

We visited Clonakilty during the family's only holiday in Ireland in 1977. Actually stayed a little further west in Glandore. Given it was over 40 years ago, my memories of the place are a little vague.

 
Spud McLaren
1379575.  Fri Apr 16, 2021 3:11 am Reply with quote

Cofton Hackett n.

A persistent throat infection that thrives on Covonia.

 
tetsabb
1379579.  Fri Apr 16, 2021 3:43 am Reply with quote

Welcome back, old boy!

 

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