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tetsabb
938136.  Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:15 pm Reply with quote

Magma Carta -- a document on the rights of volcanoes?

 
Spud McLaren
938143.  Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:44 pm Reply with quote

It was hot off the press.

 
swot
938269.  Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:36 am Reply with quote

Stow-cum-Quy

An abandoned condom found in the park on a Sunday morning walk.

 
Spud McLaren
938568.  Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:22 pm Reply with quote

In a similar vein -

Chorlton-cum-Hardy n.

An alfresco oral sex session.



Chorlton-upon-Medlock n.

An oral sex session to celebrate your having moved in together.

 
tetsabb
938578.  Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:49 pm Reply with quote

Carlton n
The desire to have any kind of oral sex session

 
Strawberry
938581.  Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:55 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
Carlton n
The desire to have any kind of oral sex session


Watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air will never be the same. :P

 
tetsabb
938592.  Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:54 pm Reply with quote

Ah, that explains the pictures of a young chap in luxurious surroundings when I first googled 'Carlton' with 'images' selected, rather than 'maps'.

 
bemahan
938647.  Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:54 am Reply with quote

Carshalton n.

The pressure a person puts on another to have any kind of oral sex session.

cf. Carlton

 
Celebaelin
938660.  Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:45 am Reply with quote

Carlisle n.

Any swingers resort primarily targetted at oral fetishists.

And if you believe that you'll believe anything.

Carshalton n.

2. A house rule imposed in any carlisle (q.v.) requiring visitors to accommodate residents speciality interest if so requested.

Carlabhagh n.

The exclamation of horror given by a casual visitor to a carlisle (q.v.) on first learning of the existence of a carshalton (q.v.).

Carlecotes adj.

Descriptive of the rapid exit made by a casual visitor who has just let out a carlabhagh (q.v.) and is unwilling to comply with the resort's carshalton (q.v.).

Carlton Husthwaite n.

The skittish queue formed in front of popular residents at a carlisle (q.v.).

Carlton Scroop n.

A form of muscle strain common among hillwalkers and men who wear shorts with socks and sandals. Nothing whatsoever to do with oral sex... clearly.

 
bemahan
938704.  Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:10 am Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
Carshalton n.

The pressure a person puts on another to have any kind of oral sex session.

cf. Carlton


Ahem, Cel. Similar definition, though. You've extended yours though. Snigger.

 
Celebaelin
938790.  Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:47 am Reply with quote

I noticed that bem, hence the "2." for the second sense of the word.

 
bemahan
938793.  Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:56 am Reply with quote

Celebaelin wrote:
I noticed that bem, hence the "2." for the second sense of the word.

Sorry, Cel. Missed that.

 
tetsabb
939249.  Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:16 am Reply with quote

This thread has picked up since the subject turned to oral sex
Funny, that.....

 
Strawberry
939250.  Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:17 am Reply with quote

Well, QI is full of cunning linguists. :P

 
Efros
939251.  Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:17 am Reply with quote

Hmm and I thought it was going down...

 

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