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'yorz
921393.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:08 pm Reply with quote

Germfask n. Simple, cheap, condom; only used for the straightforward whambam sessions. Notably lacking features: fun ridges, flavours, fluorescent colours, whoopiecushion-like noises.

 
Spud McLaren
921396.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:11 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
... whoopiecushion-like noises.
I should have thought that that would be quite singularly offputting.

 
'yorz
921398.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:15 pm Reply with quote

You have no idea what turns some people on; besides, it tends to make the session last very long...

 
Spud McLaren
921407.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:39 pm Reply with quote

Pelkie n. - the smaller of a pair of testicles.

 
Spud McLaren
921410.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:46 pm Reply with quote

Groningen n. - the larger of a pair of testicles.

 
'yorz
921411.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:47 pm Reply with quote

Hm. I think you're asking for trouble here, Spud ;-p

 
Spud McLaren
921413.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:49 pm Reply with quote

Tender spot, 'yorz?

 
'yorz
921419.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:12 pm Reply with quote

Lord no - I don't care. But in case there are Grunningers lurking somewhere on these here boards, I'd keep a low profile for a few days if I were you. :-p

 
tetsabb
921421.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:27 pm Reply with quote

Escanaba n
The sound made by a large group of Iberian-speaking persons in celebration. Often heard in Madrid or Rio after football success

 
Spud McLaren
921675.  Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:12 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
Lord no - I don't care. But in case there are Grunningers lurking somewhere on these here boards, I'd keep a low profile for a few days if I were you. :-p
Well, there is at least one who lurks here. However, I am quite happy for them (or anyone else, for that matter) to assign some bowel-related meaning to Wirksworth, should they so wish.

 
swot
921785.  Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:31 am Reply with quote

Wirksworth

The distinctive smell of a fart that tells people you've been eating onions again.

 
Spud McLaren
921890.  Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:42 pm Reply with quote

< applause >

 
Spud McLaren
925779.  Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:19 am Reply with quote

My memory is playing nasty tricks on me again. I could have sworn that bemahan's definition of doffcocker was something along the lines of the hijacking of an established thread and changing the subject for one's own purposes, but I was wrong. I'm sure we did have a Liff for this more extreme form of doffcocking, but I can't find it. Anyone else remember anything about it?

 
swot
935260.  Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:11 am Reply with quote

Halton Green

A road sign that is placed behind a tree or large bush, rendering it useless.

 
Spud McLaren
935283.  Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:30 am Reply with quote

Halton Holegate n. - the concealed police car that waits for unwittingly speeding road-users when the halton green (q.v.) is a 30 mph limit sign.

 

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