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Celebaelin
1029672.  Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:01 am Reply with quote

I thought if anyone should know about welders carrying torches you should.


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tetsabb
1029711.  Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:55 am Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
Bemad.'s latest:
Transvesdyke

Oh that is splendid!
Though I have some conflicting images in my head -- a bloke dressed up like a 'lady-who-likes-ladies'? Or a 'lady-who-likes-ladies' dressed up as a bloke?

 
bemahan
1058559.  Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:28 pm Reply with quote

In the car this morning we were talking about non-PC TV shows of the past and bemad. asked "Wasn't there something called the "Black and White Malteser Show?"

 
bemahan
1077412.  Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:36 am Reply with quote

Some confusion this morning as bemad. used the word 'spatula' instead of 'bachelor'.

 
'yorz
1077415.  Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:55 am Reply with quote

As in, "I used a bachelor to press down my tongue"?

 
bemahan
1077419.  Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:01 am Reply with quote

Actually I got it the wrong way round. She was talking about hair removal and said she'd use the bachelor to scrape her legs.

 
Alfred E Neuman
1077422.  Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:21 am Reply with quote

That'll work...

 
bemahan
1077423.  Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:24 am Reply with quote

:)
The only bachelor we have in the house is bemason and I'm pretty sure he'd refuse.

 
Alfred E Neuman
1077424.  Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:31 am Reply with quote

She might be planning to out-source?

 
bemahan
1100986.  Sat Nov 08, 2014 6:36 am Reply with quote

Bemad says she wants a geranium. She said the ones they have in the States are different to ours. She then went on to describe a terrarium.

 
CharliesDragon
1100987.  Sat Nov 08, 2014 6:48 am Reply with quote

You can probably have a geranium in a terrarium...

 
Bondee
1244951.  Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:00 am Reply with quote

One of the nagging women at work complaining about the way the management deal with problems was bemoaning the fact that "we all get tied to the same brush".

 
crissdee
1244994.  Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:40 pm Reply with quote

An interesting method of conflict resolution.......

 
AlmondFacialBar
1245263.  Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:10 am Reply with quote

Yesterday I spent most of my way home (which is bloody long by commuting standards) looking for the adjective that describes an easily spooked animal. Frisky? No! Pesky? No! And so on and so forth. I knew it was something with sk somewhere in there, but nevertheless ended up having to Google it when I got home. Skittish it was. What on earth is the fucking challenge?

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
Bondee
1245300.  Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:50 pm Reply with quote

Not entirely sure where the malapropism is in that one, AFB.

Anyway, the same nagging woman asked me if I had "a postage note" today. Turns out that she didn't want a stamp, she wanted one of these...

 

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