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nitwit02
1213332.  Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:55 pm Reply with quote

A couple here I received;

There was a young man of Madras*,
Who's balls were constructed of brass,
When jangled together,
They played "Stormy weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass.


The sickly, young virginal bride,
Bit a green apple, and died,
As the apple fermented,
Inside the lamented,
Turned to cider inside her inside.

 
'yorz
1213336.  Sat Nov 26, 2016 1:30 am Reply with quote

suze wrote:
Please don't anyone say that they pronounce it "hick-off" ...

My Netherlands English (Dutch English sounds nagh) teacher certainly did, and therefore so did we. I cannot remember when in the UK I was told the error of my ways, but it took a good few years.

 
Spud McLaren
1232517.  Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:42 pm Reply with quote

I was listening to Meet David Sedaris earlier and he broadcast this:

The bottle of perfume that Willie sent
Was highly displeasing to Millicent;
Her thanks were so cold
That they quarrelled, I'm told,
Through that silly scent Willie sent Millicent.

 
'yorz
1232519.  Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:47 pm Reply with quote

Bravo!

 

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