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Gray
24948.  Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:05 pm Reply with quote

Borrowed or made up... I'll kick off:

Said a foolish young lady of Wales:
"A smell of escaped gas prevails."
She searched with a light,
And later that night
Was collected in several pails.

[Langford Reed]

 
Gray
24951.  Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:17 pm Reply with quote

There was a young curate named Lloyd,
Who was seldom, if ever, annoyed.
Although you might poke him,
'Twould never provoke him -
His sang was so terribly froid.

[Attributed to Duncan Campbell McGregor]

 
Flash
24966.  Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:53 pm Reply with quote

There was a young lady of Tottenham
Who had no manners - or had forgotten 'em.
At tea at the vicar's
She whipped off her knickers
Because, she said, she felt hot in 'em.

[Arthur Smith]

 
Cleverina Clogs
25028.  Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:07 am Reply with quote

As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Of course the seven wives weren't his
But here in France that's how it is

 
laidbacklazyman
25032.  Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:18 am Reply with quote

There was a young man named Wyatt
Whose voice was exceedingly quite
And then one day
it faded away
...........................

Libster labster lobster Lee
swimming in the deep blue sea
libster lobster labster Lou
Gone to dinner
Back at two

Spike Milligan

oh I could go on for an age with Spike Miligan's limericks

 
Gray
25033.  Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:20 am Reply with quote

There once was a limerick by me,
Which didn't rhyme at all.
It didn't have those two snappy little lines in the middle -
You know, those ones that only have to rhyme with each other -
Or any scansion at all.
Oh, and it also had one line too many.

 
Flash
25047.  Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:10 am Reply with quote

"at all" rhymes with "at all" - shome mishtake, shurely?

 
Commander
25105.  Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:42 am Reply with quote

The Thunder God rode out one day
Upon his favourite filly.
"I'm Thor!" he cried
And the filly replied
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"

 
UncaScroogeMcD
25106.  Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:55 am Reply with quote

There once was a lad and a lass
Whose courtship went by way too fast
She was with child
The license was filed
Leaving all dreams in the past

 
Gray
25114.  Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:33 am Reply with quote

A young girl from East Aberystwyth
So wanted the man that she kystwyth
That she met him one night
And thought it was right
To unite the parts that they pystwyth.

 
laidbacklazyman
25126.  Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:05 am Reply with quote

There was a young maiden named Jean
her smile brightened up with a glean
if ever she's tickled
or even quite pickled
but at least I'm keeping them clean

 
Jenny
25229.  Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:36 pm Reply with quote

I'd better not post the one about the young lady from Bude, then?

 
laidbacklazyman
25241.  Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:29 am Reply with quote

But I want to hear about Bude
*stamps foot*

 
Natalie
25307.  Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:18 pm Reply with quote

I want doesn't get. You should know that.

 
Caradoc
25310.  Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:21 pm Reply with quote

Natalie wrote:
I want doesn't get. You should know that.


& Them that don't ask don't want

 

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