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The Wonderer
376875.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:20 pm Reply with quote

If a new Messiah came along, how would introduce himself?

 
Davini994
376882.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:38 pm Reply with quote

Would he play a short video then mime to Wonderwall?

;)

 
PDR
376885.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:03 pm Reply with quote

The Wonderer wrote:
If a new Messiah came along, how would introduce himself?


A large number of americans seem to believe he'd go on a Sunday TV programme in a spangley jacket, and solicit money.

Personally I don't think he would introduce himself at all - he'd let the oregano ambiance drop the hint.

PDR

 
CB27
377124.  Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:29 am Reply with quote

Pob!

 
swot
377629.  Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:11 am Reply with quote

Good day. I'm the messiah.

*proffers hand to shake*

 
Tas
377647.  Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:18 am Reply with quote

Only the true Messiah denies his divinity...

:-D

Tas

 
PDR
377659.  Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:31 am Reply with quote

Tas wrote:
Only the true Messiah denies his divinity...

:-D

Tas


Only the true Monsieur denies his paternity...

:0)

PDR

 
Izzardesque
377703.  Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:05 am Reply with quote

Bow down and worship me, mortal scum!!!!!!!

 
PDR
377721.  Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:44 am Reply with quote

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

PDR

 
Colle
449726.  Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:47 am Reply with quote

Would he even speak English?

 
scottydog
449730.  Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:52 am Reply with quote

Hello, my name is...

Harry Redknapp/ Tony Blair/ Robert Kilroy Silk/ Sarah Palin/ Disgusted from TW

Delete or add as appropriate.

Quote:
Would he even speak English?


Surely it would not matter. SciFi has taught me that it would be a non specific being who communicates in a tongue understood by all.

 
Hummingbird
449732.  Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:55 am Reply with quote

I think the Second Coming is meant to more along the lines of thunder and a parting of the clouds like in Independence Day. No more Mr Nice Guy.

 
CB27
449793.  Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:54 am Reply with quote

What a coincidence, last night I was talking to some friends about what TV and film makers try to get away with because it seems on some programme the other day about porn the actors' bits were blurred, but a shadow of the action with full erection on view was visible.

Anyway, someone mentioned the film "Behind the Green Door" and the famous sillouheted money shot which has been used by a number of programmes when discussing it, and one of the guys said "No wonder so many people are waiting for the second coming".

I suppose you had to be there, with a couple of empty pint glasses next to you, to really chuckle at that :)

 

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