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Tas
375028.  Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:41 pm Reply with quote

Unless one is a cunning linguist, of course.

:-)

Tas

 
Sadurian Mike
375030.  Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:43 pm Reply with quote

On the downside....


No, can't see a downside.

 
Hummingbird
375041.  Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:03 pm Reply with quote

Good grief.

So not only do us girls have to have morning sickness, aching backs and an urge to rush to the loo every few minutes but we have to go down on our man or risk complications.

It sucks being a girl.

 
Sadurian Mike
375047.  Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:07 pm Reply with quote

Hummingbird wrote:
Good grief.

So not only do us girls have to have morning sickness, aching backs and an urge to rush to the loo every few minutes but we have to go down on our man or risk complications.

It works both ways, you know. Most women I have know are only too pleased to delay the main event to be treated to an *ahem* oral prelude.

Hummingbird wrote:
It sucks being a girl.

 
CB27
375398.  Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:23 am Reply with quote

Hey, if we men have to deal with the little man on the boat, then there's no reason to complain... :)

 
PDR
375424.  Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:37 am Reply with quote

CB27 wrote:
Hey, if we men have to deal with the little man on the boat, then there's no reason to complain... :)


Ah, but who pays the ferryman...

PDR

 
simonp
376545.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:18 am Reply with quote

Just gulping one gallon of semen would feed the gulper 3,840 calories.
Well, i thought that was quite interesting.

S=http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2120.html

 
Izzardesque
376547.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:23 am Reply with quote

I don't think thats a serious likelihood tho simonp!

 
simonp
376548.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:25 am Reply with quote

I believe the reference was to a US gallon, which is slightly smaller than a UK one...

:-)


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soup
376561.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:07 am Reply with quote

simonp wrote:
Just gulping one gallon of semen



There's a lot of 10 ccs (well slightly less than 10 cc. They choose 10 cc as it was more than the normal amount of ejaculate ; to show how potent they were.) in a gallon.
Spot the imperial/SI mix.

 
suze
376758.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:42 am Reply with quote

Whether the name of the band 10cc was actually anything to do with ejaculation is disputed - Jonathan King reckoned otherwise, for what it's worth.

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/10cc.asp

In any case, the volume of the average male ejaculation is in fact more like 4 cm³- post 133711 and post 133870.

A US gallon is 3,785 cm³, so the act of "swallowing" only adds 1 or 2 calories to the diet sheet (just over 1 on simonp's figure, nearer 2 based on a comparison with egg white made on one of the posts linked above).

 
Jenny
376923.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:39 pm Reply with quote

I once read that it was the same calorific value as a plate of broccoli. Didn't say how big a plate though.

 
Sadurian Mike
376931.  Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:26 pm Reply with quote

Does it help to add butter and pepper?

 
PDR
376958.  Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:41 am Reply with quote

Sadurian Mike wrote:
Does it help to add butter and pepper?


Inside or outside the condom?

PDR

 
simonp
376980.  Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:03 am Reply with quote

Whatever floats your boat...

 

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