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sally carr
1078027.  Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:15 pm Reply with quote

That takes us back to the old joke about why women can't park...

 
'yorz
1078037.  Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:43 pm Reply with quote

Do tell....

 
sally carr
1078042.  Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:52 pm Reply with quote

It doesn't come over well without the gesture but the punchline is- because men tell us that is eight inches!

 
'yorz
1078045.  Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:57 pm Reply with quote

You're easily impressed ;-p

 
sally carr
1078046.  Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:59 pm Reply with quote

Actually I'm hard to please!

 
Strawberry
1080060.  Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:29 am Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
RLD only thinks she saw Derren Brown. :-)

 
Alfred E Neuman
1080749.  Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:20 pm Reply with quote

Troux wrote:
The fort snowed in, and after multiple days of trying to escape by hand, he fashioned an ice pick out of his own feces and dug his way out (Are YOU getting enough iron in your diet?).

 
Spud McLaren
1085653.  Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:07 pm Reply with quote

AlmondFacialBar wrote:
Is there any way in which that toy is not utterly disturbing?
NinOfEden wrote:
Is there any way in which it's a weevil? o_@
NickF wrote:
Weevil to him who weevil thinks.

 
Jenny
1089476.  Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:44 pm Reply with quote

I wanted a Like button for this one:

tetsabb wrote:
1089464. Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:23 pm

Quote:
a trustworthy insurance professional. ;-)


That appears to be a phrase in English, but it seems to make little sense

 
tetsabb
1089503.  Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:08 pm Reply with quote

Ta!
:-)

 
tetsabb
1089796.  Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:48 am Reply with quote

CharliesDragon wrote
Quote:

The WBCers are so narrow-minded it's a wonder their skulls aren't concave.


Now there's a line I will repeat wherever and whenever possible.

 
Jenny
1089901.  Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:14 am Reply with quote

Awitt draws our attention to an obvious but important point!

crissdee

Somewhat better today, there is even a suggestion of self-propelled locomtion in the offing, perhaps even as far as the window!!!

Baby steps atm but In the right direction..


Awitt

As long as you don't fall out the window....

 
Jenny
1091553.  Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:27 am Reply with quote

Arcane made me laugh today with this image:

Quote:
Arcane
1091502. Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:13 am

Steampunk kangaroo. They all climb out of the pouch... Like the Trojan horse but with an Aussie twist. "Bloody beauty, yous can all hop down now hey. And get us a beer while you're at it."

 
Spud McLaren
1121359.  Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:18 am Reply with quote

A nice little sequence from the usual suspects over on General Banter:

NinOfEden wrote:
... an M+S voucher...
tetsabb wrote:
Oh dear, I youlgreaved that as an S+M voucher.....
crissdee wrote:
It's not just S+M, it's M+S S+M!

 
gacyclops
1124180.  Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:14 pm Reply with quote

any QI quote from Stephen Fry when he's wearing the Melchet moustache; accompanying youtube clip is obligatory

 

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