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916197.  Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:53 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
bem -- the word is 'cuddly'...

bemahan wrote:
I don't mind being a bit cuddly but it's reached the point where, if I run for a bus, I feel like something out of a scene from "Jurassic Park".

tetsabb wrote:
You mean you make the water in people's glasses ripple?


917332.  Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:27 am Reply with quote

Very good!post 917323

920085.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:06 pm Reply with quote

From WFHIT, nitwit02 aces it:

nitwit02 wrote:

918100. Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:46 pm

As I'm sure Mr Cameron knows very well, if he does want to win the next election, then he has to do something very popular very soon indeed.

Has he considered suicide?

920279.  Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:18 am Reply with quote

bemahan wrote:
Pyriform wrote:
Here in Leicestershire we have had such a bad storm that my fiend has had to go home after the garage next door phoned him.

I am maturely ignoring the fact that you have your own personal demon.

sally carr
928288.  Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:14 am Reply with quote

I would strap this cooldoctor bod to an archery target!

sally carr
928469.  Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:39 am Reply with quote

Who put me on here? I don't think it was me was it?

928820.  Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:41 pm Reply with quote

I think it must have been sally, and I agree with the sentiment expressed in the first of your two posts, as it's just taken me about three hours to get rid of the bugger's threads!

sally carr
928886.  Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:40 pm Reply with quote

I can't think what possessed me, sorry.

Spud McLaren
934573.  Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:35 am Reply with quote

On the "Strength of Animals" thread -
gruff5 wrote:
I thought ants were 'armless ?
Alfred E Neuman wrote:
Some are, others are army ants.

938157.  Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:30 pm Reply with quote

This really made me laugh today:

Spud McLaren wrote:

edstephenson wrote:
... Vatican City...Presumably there is some fear that they might develop nuclear weapons.

Unlikely, since they are weapons of Mass destruction.

Oceans Edge
939303.  Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:05 am Reply with quote

and yet more perfect one liners from Spuds :)

Spud McLaren wrote:
Thank God for commas, that's all I can say.

Spud McLaren
939313.  Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:28 am Reply with quote

Thanks for the mention in dispatches, but you've missed the previous line, to which that one refers.

Oceans Edge
939317.  Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:35 am Reply with quote

then it would be a two liner ;)

Spud McLaren
939319.  Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:37 am Reply with quote

This is undoubtedly true, but it would be a two-liner that made sense.


939347.  Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:42 pm Reply with quote



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