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380967.  Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:33 am Reply with quote

Yeah, you have a point there. ;)

Know who else has a lovely voice when she speaks? Lauren Laverne.

381059.  Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:26 pm Reply with quote

Now if your monicker on here were lauren-l, I would be feeling cynical!
But I agree - Ms Laverne has a nice speaking voice......... and pretty eyes........ and she is smart....
You could be forgiven for hating her!

381514.  Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:57 am Reply with quote

Haha, no, my surname is not as nice as "Laverne".

She always seems to be surprised, doesn't she?

Mr Grue
381616.  Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:06 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
You could be forgiven for hating her!

Oh good.

381749.  Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:09 am Reply with quote

*shakes fist*

Don't hate her. She's lovely.

381786.  Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:25 am Reply with quote

no1 school swot wrote:
*shakes fist*

Don't hate her. She's lovely.

Far from it, dear Swot. I just feel a lot of laydeeeze would be insanely, homicidally jealous of Ms Laverne for her looks, voice, personality, brains.

Oh blimey she's musical too!

Quick, nurse, the screens!

381805.  Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:46 am Reply with quote

and Kenickie RAWKED !!!

382319.  Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:04 am Reply with quote


386971.  Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:04 am Reply with quote

djgordy wrote:
Tenshi wrote:

"E-tea phone home."

Another beaut from dj.

(and I can't believe no one else thought of it before now!)

389003.  Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:06 pm Reply with quote

just came across this ... and it felt like it was written for QI ...

What are the facts? Again and again and again - what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what 'the stars foretell,' avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable 'verdict of history' - what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your only clue. Get the facts!

from Time Enough for Love by R A Heinlein


391296.  Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:03 pm Reply with quote

post 391266

392377.  Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:57 am Reply with quote

A discussion went on regarding Sevenoaks famous oaks only being reduced to one.... a beauty from dr know:

dr. know wrote:
Lumpo31 wrote:
Or "Oneoak" even.

Or Oako Uno



407117.  Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:13 am Reply with quote

From Celebaelin (Picture Trumps 2008):

On the grounds that the Duke was known for his energetic lovemaking and used to mount an ex-mermaid regularly.
He was cautious though and never contracted a van Ariel disease.


409437.  Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:07 am Reply with quote

This one from Efros on the "Happy News" thread made me laugh out loud...

Efros wrote:
Roy Batty wrote:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Bet he'd wished he had brought his camera!

410417.  Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:16 am Reply with quote

In the "Wish I'd Thought Of It" category:

simonp wrote:
Tenshi wrote:

I am so vein.

You probably think this post is about you


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