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indigo fugit
342340.  Thu May 22, 2008 4:20 pm Reply with quote

An Asteroid wrote:
Did you know male snakes have two penis



Proof Please ??

 
suze
342367.  Thu May 22, 2008 4:35 pm Reply with quote

'Tis true, and most snakes are right penised.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_102538.html

 
indigo fugit
342384.  Thu May 22, 2008 4:45 pm Reply with quote

suze wrote:
'Tis true, and most snakes are right penised.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_102538.html


I checked it out and am convinced.... Thank you.

A Gartersnake must be a wow for three in a bed.

The police chief must be a city fan denying United their rightful victory parade.......

Smirk.... I can say 'You have head like cabbage in Polish' , I was taught this by the some of the Poles who stayed in this country after the 2nd world war. r u impressed

 
Sadurian Mike
342433.  Thu May 22, 2008 5:22 pm Reply with quote

Can I just say that thanks to this thread I have now seen a rather graphic photo of a snake's penis.

It's amazing the things you could live happily without seeing.

 
Sebastian flyte
342461.  Thu May 22, 2008 5:48 pm Reply with quote

I was surprised to find that ducks have a penis. (well drake ones, man ducks)

 
dr.bob
342856.  Fri May 23, 2008 8:20 am Reply with quote

How else did you think they produced ducklings? Cloning?

 
Curious Danny
342870.  Fri May 23, 2008 8:36 am Reply with quote

Only 3% of birds have penises compared to when they first evolved when they all did. Among the minority are ducks, as said before, and swans.

According to a book of mine, There is an argentinian duck which has a 17 inch long penis, an inch longer than its body. The base is covered in spines to help grip while the top is soft like a brush for "cleaning out" other ducks sperm. It is also shaped like a corkscrew and is fully retractable.

And we have confirmation from National Geographic!

Isn't biology wonderful?

 
indigo fugit
342872.  Fri May 23, 2008 8:38 am Reply with quote

dr.bob wrote:
How else did you think they produced ducklings? Cloning?

. please see
post 339441

.
a duck in front of a duck,

a duck behind a duck,

how many ducks ?

lots of little ducks cos she didn't have a 'ducks cap' fitted

 
dr.bob
342898.  Fri May 23, 2008 9:05 am Reply with quote

Curious Danny wrote:
Only 3% of birds have penises


Blimey. It's amazing the things you learn on this site :)

 
Sadurian Mike
343484.  Fri May 23, 2008 5:53 pm Reply with quote

Curious Danny wrote:
According to a book of mine, There is an argentinian duck which has a 17 inch long penis, an inch longer than its body.

Thank god for that.

I thought I was the only one.



 
CB27
343651.  Sat May 24, 2008 4:34 am Reply with quote

Don't believe you, you're just a quack

 
indigo fugit
343655.  Sat May 24, 2008 4:40 am Reply with quote

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It's a blessing it wasn't 12 inches long or many people would have come back with the old joke.
I am very surprised we have not had any pole vaulting jokes yet.

 
AndyMcH
343668.  Sat May 24, 2008 5:17 am Reply with quote

Contestants are lining up to register for the Olympics. One man has a long flexible pole over his shoulder and the guy behind him taps him on the shoulder and says "Are you a pole vaulter ?"

The man replies "Nein, I am German, and how did you know my name was Walter ?"

 
HerrBen
396752.  Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:39 am Reply with quote

Curious Danny wrote:
Only 3% of birds have penises compared to when they first evolved when they all did. Among the minority are ducks, as said before, and swans.

According to a book of mine, There is an argentinian duck which has a 17 inch long penis, an inch longer than its body. The base is covered in spines to help grip while the top is soft like a brush for "cleaning out" other ducks sperm. It is also shaped like a corkscrew and is fully retractable.

And we have confirmation from National Geographic!

Isn't biology wonderful?


Mallards pair for life and groups of single males (drakes) will often, in their attempts to mate, gang up and mob a lone female pursue and harass her until she is exhausted, this is aparently know a rape flight, and can lead to the females drowning.

 
Davini994
396786.  Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:47 pm Reply with quote

Curious Danny wrote:
Only 3% of birds have penises compared to when they first evolved when they all did. Among the minority are ducks, as said before, and swans.

How is that possibly an evolutionary beneficial way of doing things?

 

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